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fat sandwiched adj. The state of being drunk and compressed between every available breakfast food, with no clear order of assembly. Sanaiyah was fat sandwiched, wedged between chips, sausage, and the remains of a burger. fat shamered adj. Having drunk more than enough to appoint yourself an unsolicited authority on everyone else's appearance. Alyk became fat shamered and offered dietary guidance to a man eating soup. fat shaminged adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the morning criticising the breakfast while eating all of it. Kedesha got fat shaminged, denouncing the fried food between determined mouthfuls. fat sleepered adj. The drunkenness of one who has slept heavily, surfaced briefly, and returned beneath the blanket. Tung remained fat sleepered, answering the door without opening his eyes. fat suited adj. Emboldened by drink to appear larger than life, and to make the whole room acknowledge the performance. Hughe got fat suited at the reception, while Khylee tactfully removed the mirror from his reach. fat tailed adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, rear-weighted gait, carrying the evening's last reserves behind you. Lataisha was fat tailed, advancing towards the kettle with the caution of a desert animal. fat taxed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a charge for every greasy comfort consumed during recovery. Yehuda was fat taxed, paying for the previous night's kebab with a morning of solemn thirst. fat washinged adj. Sharpened by drink into tasting yesterday's butter, bacon, and cream in every remaining mouthful. Saesha was fat washinged, detecting a buttery finish in plain toast and demanding another glass of water. fat-assed (/[ˈfæɾæs]d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the largest chair and describe the morning as someone else's arrangement. Jyia was fat-assed, installed in the armchair and issuing instructions about toast. fat-catted adj. Drunk in a way that confers unearned importance upon every contribution to the conversation. Chava became fat-catted and expected the waiter to record her views for future legislation. fat-chewinged adj. Having drunk enough to keep a harmless conversation going long after its subject has been exhausted. Lapatra was fat-chewinged, confidently explaining the same anecdote to three separate listeners. fat-fingered (/ˈfæt ˈfɪŋɡəd/) adj. A drinker who presses the neighbouring key, then attributes the resulting message to technology. Rayhanna was fat-fingered and invited the butcher to a meeting intended for her sister. fat-shamered adj. You have drunk enough to find criticism of strangers both necessary and professionally within your remit. Kyton got fat-shamered and reviewed the buffet choices of people he had never met. fat-shaminged adj. You are drunk and treating another person's body as an invitation to provide commentary. Trashell got fat-shaminged and discussed a stranger's dinner as though chairing a tribunal. fat-tailed adj. Of a drinker: broad behind, certain of your balance, and turning too late for the doorway. Vanida was fat-tailed and reversed into the coat stand with complete confidence. fat-tailed dunnarted adj. Of a drinker who has tucked away for the dry season, preferably beneath the nearest blanket. Wuendi was fat-tailed dunnarted and declared the sofa a suitable long-term habitat.