FRL'd
FSBO'd

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FRL'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken a red signal as a personal recommendation to proceed. Josuha got FRL'd and crossed the dance floor when every sensible route was closed. FRM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying risks professionally, chiefly those which no one else had noticed. Boswell was FRM'd and assigned probabilities to every chair in the restaurant.
FRP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become structurally sound enough for everyone else to lean on. Julie-ann spent the evening FRP'd, supporting two friends and the coat stand. FRQ'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every spoken answer arrives without a question attached. Annabelle was FRQ'd and supplied four answers before anyone had spoken. FRS'd adj. A drinker who has produced a specification for the evening too late to implement it. Ciar got FRS'd and documented the route home after missing the last train. FRSA'd adj. Having drunk enough to award yourself a fellowship for achievements not yet attempted. Khayman got FRSA'd and began presenting the bar receipt as evidence of public service. FRSGS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion becomes a point requiring immediate mapping. Vondale turned FRSGS'd and explained Nettye's route home using the beer mats. FRUIT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that replies arrive out of sequence and no longer correspond to the questions asked. Shaina became FRUIT'd on the walk home, answering yesterday's messages between today's directions. FRZ'd adj. Drunk, with the result that movement is restricted to a carefully observed zone. Jacke became FRZ'd and remained within the marked area by the bar. FS'd adj. Softened by drink into communicating entirely by hand, with the fingers no longer agreeing on letters. Maleina was FS'd and conveyed the order with elaborate movements beside the bar. FSA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that allocates tomorrow's resources to tonight's confidently improvised expenses. Renitia got FSA'd and claimed the bar tab belonged in a health account. FSAA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and smoothing every rough edge of last night's account. Erene woke FSAA'd, rendering the missing hour attractively seamless. FSAD'd adj. Still drunk, and displaying a conspicuous lack of enthusiasm for the evening's more ambitious proposals. Bellatrix arrived FSAD'd and declined the karaoke with impressive clinical precision. FSAID'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish interest from arousal, or either from a pressing desire to discuss the matter. Adreauna became FSAID'd and classified the entire pub according to uncertain impulses. FSB'd adj. Drunk to the point where every thought must travel through a crowded mental bus before reaching speech. Jsutin was FSB'd, with each answer arriving several stops after the question.
FSBO'd adj. Drunk enough to offer the premises to strangers while retaining responsibility for the transaction. Benedykt became FSBO'd and showed the kitchen to a man waiting for the lavatory.