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fat-tailed dwarf lemured
adj.
Describing a drinker who has become very small in ambition and intends to hibernate until conditions improve.
Abiegail was
fat-tailed dwarf lemured
and cancelled tomorrow before ordering another round.
fat-tailed lemured
adj.
A drinker who has retreated into a compact torpor, certain that the morning can manage itself.
Clark was
fat-tailed lemured
by half ten and sleeping beside an untouched glass of water.
fat-tailed sheeped
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the rear end has acquired its own considerable momentum.
Tahisa was
fat-tailed sheeped
and took the corner with more hindquarters than intention.
fat-washinged
adj.
Loosened by drink into a creamy recollection of the evening, from which the solid facts have been strained.
Jhamar was
fat-washinged
, retaining the smooth impression of dinner but none of its timings.
fatHaed
adj.
Drunk enough to place a tiny diagonal mark above every label in the kitchen.
Theoni became
fatHaed
and added careful pencil marks above the jars of rice.
fata morganaed
(/ˌfɑːtə mɔːˈɡɑːnəd/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where the exit appears in several distant, distorted versions.
Dana was
fata morganaed
and reached the door just as its second image moved away.
fatal attractioned
adj.
The condition of a drinker who is drawn towards the person most likely to ruin the evening.
Adaliyah became
fatal attractioned
and pursued the loudest stranger in the room.
fatal familial insomniaed
adj.
Reduced by drink to hallucinating a family obligation and remaining awake to organise it.
Zantavious was
fatal familial insomniaed
and spent hours arranging an imaginary reunion.
fatal system errored
adj.
Softened by drink into halting whenever a decision requires more than one safe option.
Rubi went
fatal system errored
at the bar, unable to process whether to order crisps.
fatalismed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into believing every rash decision was inevitable before it was made.
Winafred was
fatalismed
and called the unwise purchase destiny before handing over her card.
fatalisted
(/ˈfeɪtəlɪstd/)
adj.
Loosened by drink into surrendering responsibility for each decision to an accommodating universe.
Dillard became
fatalisted
and blamed fate for ordering a fourth dessert.
fatalitied
(/fəˈtælətɪd/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to regard ordinary consequences as destiny's personal endorsement.
Kacey-leigh got
fatalitied
and took the locked garden gate as an invitation.
fatality rated
adj.
Slowed by drink to calculating the evening's success as deaths per attempted decisions.
Praise became
fatality rated
and assessed each cocktail as a regrettable case study.
fatalizered
adj.
Drunk and converting every modest risk into a forecast of irreversible consequences.
Treena got
fatalizered
and advised everyone to leave before the harmless drizzle became history.
fatalled
(/[ˈfeɪ.ɾɫ̩]d/)
adj.
The state of being drunk and certain that a minor inconvenience has acquired permanent consequences.
Benton went
fatalled
after misplacing his keys and began composing a final statement.
fatalnessed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every proposed plan appears to contain a concealed ending.
Braxtin was
fatalnessed
and rejected the kebab shop as structurally ominous.
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