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fatassed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person whose chair, slippers, and intentions have all become permanent. Nymir went fatassed by mid-morning, making one careful journey from sofa to kettle. fatayered (/fəˈtaɪ(j)ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a stuffed savoury pastry as a complete and portable meal plan. Ginnie became fatayered and carried spinach pastry into the taxi as emergency provisions. fatbacked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a supportive wall from a substantial cut of pork. Lacorey was fatbacked and leaned against the butcher's display with misplaced assurance. fatbearded adj. Drunk in a way that makes an ill-informed opinion appear substantially better supported than it is. Sudip became fatbearded and lectured the table on economics between mouthfuls of chips. fatberged (/ˈfætbɜːɡd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that discarded plans and household objects accumulate until movement is no longer practical. Harleth was fatberged beneath coats, receipts and abandoned intentions by closing time. fatbiked adj. You have drunk enough to require the traction of oversized tyres on an ordinary pavement. Jiwoo was fatbiked and chose the snowiest-looking route home despite the clear weather. fatbodied adj. Drunk enough to store the evening away in several discreet internal reserves. Till grew fatbodied and carefully deposited each remaining thought for later use. fatburgered adj. A drinker who treats the kitchen as a burger counter and the sofa as a tray. Tarvaris arrived home fatburgered and assembled a meal from whatever could be wrapped in bread. fatbutted adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to sit down becomes a negotiation with the cushions. Tyanni was fatbutted across the sofa, leaving the glass of water just beyond reach. fatcated adj. Drunk, with the result that private means are repeatedly mistaken for public authority. Nykolas got fatcated and attempted to purchase the table's unanimous agreement. fatchaed adj. The state of being drunk and addressing your reflection as though it had come to check on you. Cortlin became fatchaed beside the kettle and asked the mirror whether dinner was nearly ready. fate mapped adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns each part of the kitchen to a future household purpose. Damonnie got fate mapped and designated the bread bin for correspondence. fated (/feɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every domestic mishap as arranged in advance. Kenyce was fated when the toast burned, accepting it as the evening's appointed supper. fatednessed adj. Reduced by drink to accepting the fallen coaster, the empty fridge, and the sofa as destiny. Gradyn was fatednessed by the spilled water and made no attempt to move. fatefulnessed adj. Softened by drink into treating a dropped spoon as an event of lasting significance. Yamiled became fatefulnessed when the spoon fell, and summoned everyone to witness it. fateled adj. Having drunk enough to sing and dance in a manner traditional to somewhere else entirely. Ephrain became fateled and performed a Tuvaluan number beside the vending machine.