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fatfaced adj. Sharpened by drink into a broad, solemn expression of complete confidence in the leftovers. Emyrson sat fatfaced before the fridge and defended yesterday's pasta as a balanced supper. fatfluencered adj. Loosened by drink into broadcasting a domestic philosophy in which every cushion deserves acceptance. Daveonte got fatfluencered and delivered a kitchen speech about respecting the shape of one's supper. fatfucked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person carrying leftovers carefully, though no leftovers are present. Zephyra was fatfucked by the time she reached the kitchen and sat down beside the bin. fatfured adj. Drunk and treating the sofa as both habitat and sympathetic witness. Moritz became fatfured beneath the blanket and refused to disturb the sofa's natural order. fatgraphed adj. Drunk to the point where every item in the kitchen has been assigned a place in the household's geometry. Jolana got fatgraphed and rearranged the mugs according to a system involving the kettle. fathaed (/fɑːt.hɑd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a brief vowel from a long one, particularly in the kitchen. Ceadaoin was fathaed and lengthened every word while searching for the fridge light. fathead minnowed adj. Drunk in a way that keeps to the shallowest part of the evening and circles the same glass. Denekia was fathead minnowed around the kitchen table, returning repeatedly to the water. fatheaded (/ˈfæt.hɛdd/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the cupboard is not a suitable place to sleep. Jugaad became fatheaded and folded himself beside the cereal boxes. fatheadednessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the simplest domestic instruction develops several unnecessary stages. Fortuna got fatheadednessed and required a diagram to carry water from the sink. fathed adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the distance to the bar by one's reach. Keano was fathed and insisted the bar remained within a generous armspan. fathened adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a compact colony, decorative but no longer mobile. Edir became fathened beside the window, accompanied by friends and a glass of water. father confessored adj. Drunk since last orders, and disclosing the full history of the kitchen to anyone holding a mug. Zi was father confessored and told the kettle about every regrettable purchase. father figured adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing the calmest person present to supervise the cushions. Tristun got father figured and asked the quietest guest to oversee his journey to the sofa. father hungered adj. Still drunk, and seeking approval from the person who remembers where the clean glasses are kept. Raschad was father hungered and praised his host for locating water without being asked. father in lawed adj. Drunk on the strength of being treated as an authority by people who merely want the crisps passed. Ndrew went father in lawed and began inspecting the couple’s choice of pub lunch. father lashered adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, prickly customer who lurks beneath the bar’s surface. Valancia went father lashered after the mild bitter, bristling whenever anyone reached for the crisps.