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fatherered adj. Drunk to the extent of giving the kitchen appliances firm but affectionate guidance. Treaver became fatherered and told the kettle it would understand eventually. fatheresed adj. Having drunk enough to address the bar in soft, repetitive baby talk apparently borrowed from a parent. Sherryll became fatheresed and asked the landlord for a tiny drink in an unmistakably solemn voice. fatherfuckered adj. You have drunk enough to address the landlord with a term of abuse normally reserved for family disputes. Danen got fatherfuckered when refused another pint, though he apologised before reaching the door. fatherhooded (/ˈfɑːðəˌhʊdd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest collection of strangers as dependants requiring supervision. Qualik went fatherhooded and checked that every member of the darts team had eaten properly. fatherkinned adj. Of a drinker: addressing the landlord with such tender familiarity that a family resemblance is assumed. Kelani became fatherkinned and called the landlord ‘Dad’ while requesting a packet of crisps. fatherlanded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing ancestral soil from the pub carpet. Breyden became fatherlanded and saluted the doormat before attempting the stairs. fatherlashered adj. Loosened by drink into a little bottom-dweller, sidling from stool to stool in search of shelter. Ida became fatherlashered and spent the evening edging beneath tables whenever the landlord approached. fatherlessnessed adj. Drunk beyond requiring paternal supervision, though the coat stand has accepted responsibility. Kentin was fatherlessnessed and sought practical advice from the umbrella stand. fatherlined (/ˈfɑːðə(ɹ)laɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every family anecdote terminate in an ancestor. Akwasi grew fatherlined and traced the pub's ownership back to a medieval forebear. fatherlinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every unattended glass receives solemn, paternal counsel. Ryanmichael became fatherlinessed and tucked a napkin around the abandoned pint. fatherlinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the smallest paternal duty into a ceremonial obligation. Leonidis, fatherlinged, blessed the toast before dropping it butter-side down. fathernessed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the entire room as one's dependants. Down grew fathernessed and checked whether every chair had eaten adequately. fathershipped adj. Drunk on the strength of which one assumes command of a family that consists chiefly of strangers. Keiten became fathershipped and organised the queue for the lavatory. fathomabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding every mystery intelligible once explained to the teaspoon. Daxia grew fathomabilitied and solved the missing-key question with a teaspoon. fathomablenessed adj. Having drunk more than the situation can reasonably be expected to explain. Lotti was fathomablenessed, though the route from the pub remained beyond calculation. fathomaged adj. Still drunk, and calculating personal earnings by the length of carpet traversed. Tyeasha became fathomaged and invoiced the landlord for crossing the lounge.