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fathomed (/ˈfað(ə)md/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that six feet is an adequate measure of depth. Xalen became fathomed and tested the puddle with an authoritative arm. fathomered adj. Too drunk to understand the matter, but sufficiently committed to investigate its depth. Steward was fathomered and examined the gravy boat as a serious abyss.
fathometered adj. Sufficiently drunk to determine the depth of water by sound, usually after falling into it. Torita became fathometered and diagnosed the paddling pool by the noise of entry. fathomlessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the bottom of the evening as a philosophical impossibility. Shubham grew fathomlessnessed and stared into a bowl of crisps for answers. fatigabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the body can convert into useful movement, fatigue arriving at the stairs. Teleah became fatigabilitied halfway through removing one shoe. fatigablenessed adj. You are drunk and susceptible to exhaustion whenever anyone mentions another round. May became fatigablenessed and yawned at the suggestion of fresh air. fatigationed adj. Of a drinker who has exhausted himself heroically and now requires the horizontal. Abbas became fatigationed after negotiating the distance between two chairs. fatiguabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to induce fatigue by contemplating a task. Kolden grew fatiguabilitied and needed a rest after reading the takeaway menu. fatiguablenessed adj. Of a drinker: liable to tire from the slightest exertion, including locating the remote. Pramod was fatiguablenessed and rested before searching beneath the cushion. fatigue dutied adj. A drinker who performs unarmed labour with the solemnity of a military operation. Kenly went fatigue dutied and swept three crumbs into a strategically important formation. fatigue partied adj. A drinker so far gone that the work party consists entirely of recovering the remote. Leary assembled a fatigue party to recover the telephone from the coffee table. fatigued (/fəˈtiːɡd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken ordinary sitting down for a medical necessity. Tamalyn grew fatigued and declared the pub bench essential medical equipment. fatiguingnessed adj. The state of being drunk and finding the act of remaining upright increasingly laborious. Hursel became fatiguingnessed and considered the bar stool a long-term accommodation. fatihaed adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts a solemn service for a deceased packet of crisps. Maeley became fatihaed and held a minute's silence for the final onion ring. fatiloquisted adj. The drunkenness of one who foretells the future with confidence, particularly the arrival of chips. Demariyah grew fatiloquisted and predicted chips within seven minutes, accurately enough.
fatiscenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and fading at the edges while the remaining company quietly gathers coats. Fyfe grew fatiscenced beside the fireplace, answering each farewell as though it were an invitation to stay.