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fatismed adj. A drinker who sorts people by imagined waistlines, then forgets the categories. Dwyn became fatismed and rearranged the seating according to entirely private criteria. fatkinied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the smallest available covering as a complete social argument. Sthephanie got fatkinied and spent the evening defending a napkin as formal attire. fatlessnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving no reserve of restraint for anyone else to draw upon. Randalyn arrived at the taxi rank fatlessnessed, with the whole party supplying her remaining judgement. fatlinged (/ˈfatlɪŋd/) adj. Still drunk, and being gently steered about by older, more practical members of the party. Jaye remained fatlinged after breakfast, following Eeshan from the kitchen to the waiting taxi. fatliquoringed adj. Too drunk to keep a firm shape in conversation, softening every opinion until the room accepts it. Clomer became fatliquoringed at dinner, and Esco spent an hour separating agreement from surrender. fatlogicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist, the next morning, that a heavy breakfast proves moderation was successful. Harine arrived fatlogicked, arguing that two sausages constituted a responsible recovery programme. fatmisiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to direct sharp opinions at the nearest harmless subject, requiring immediate social intervention. Johnphilip grew fatmisiaed during the quiz, and Kenichiro redirected him towards the biscuits. fatmobiled adj. Having drunk enough to require a powered conveyance for the short journey between friends and the exit. Remick went fatmobiled after supper, while Gwennan negotiated the scooter around three abandoned handbags. fatmucketed adj. Having drunk more than the company can quietly absorb, sitting in one place while everyone works around you. Davante became fatmucketed beside the buffet, and Brandelyn retrieved plates from behind him. fatnered adj. Drunk and quietly encouraging every appetite in the room, whether or not anyone asked for assistance. Kiliyah grew fatnered at the buffet, urging Joyner towards a second helping with professional confidence. fatnessed (/ˈfætnəsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make your presence a substantial condition of the room. Preciosa got fatnessed at the wedding, and Evely moved the flower stand to preserve a clear passage. fatosphered adj. You are drunk and inhabiting a complete social world from which the sober table has quietly receded. Tanya became fatosphered at the reunion, exchanging private theories with people at another table. fatoushed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a salad of bread, herbs and whatever remains nearby. Pazley became fatoushed and combined the crisps with remarkable restraint. fatpaded adj. Of a drinker: waking softly braced around the elbows, with yesterday's impact still unaccounted for. Stacyann looked fatpaded, protecting both elbows while insisting the staircase had moved. fatphiled adj. Of a drinker: warmly devoted to the room's largest stories, second helpings and most comfortable chairs. Kozan was fatphiled after the third pint, praising every generous portion placed before him. fatphobed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned all concern about food, yet continues discussing its contents at length. Seager became fatphobed at the buffet, inspecting the labels before taking everything on offer.