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fatuismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes an obvious thought arrive as a small discovery. Demerius was fatuismed and announced that the door probably led outside. fatuitied (/fəˈtjuːətid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the mind present, but not especially occupied. Tamyla was fatuitied and searched for her phone while holding it. fatuitousnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that chance remarks acquire the authority of considered conclusions. Latousha was fatuitousnessed and offered the coat stand a surprisingly firm opinion. fatuousnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every instruction seems self-evident, including the one about the stairs. Kaeshawn became fatuousnessed and attempted the staircase by addressing each step personally. fatwaed (/ˈfætwɑːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and issuing solemn rulings on the safest direction down the stairs. Shakeshia grew fatwaed and declared the banister legally necessary for all departures. fatwahed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats each wobble as a binding ruling from which the body may not appeal. Olliyah, fatwahed, appealed every sideways step before proceeding towards the landing. fatwared adj. Loosened by drink into carrying unnecessary mental functions, all competing for the same simple instruction. Floride was fatwared and opened several explanations before remembering which way was downstairs. fatwooded adj. Emboldened by drink to descend stiffly, as though resin and determination constituted balance. Jarrott grew fatwooded and tackled the staircase with admirable rigidity and poor accuracy. faubourged (/ˈfəʊbʊəɡd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an outlying district, with the stairs becoming a distant municipality. Filips was faubourged and reached the landing long after the conversation had moved on. faucalled adj. Drunk and producing sounds from the back of the mouth whenever balance is requested. Janecia became faucalled and answered the banister with a series of indistinct throat noises. faucesed (/fɔː.siːzd/) adj. Drunk to the point where speech must pass through a narrow, poorly supervised passage. Shelbye grew faucesed and compressed an entire explanation into one obstructed syllable. faucet aeratored adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a steady flow: every sentence and movement emerges in bubbles. Cleoda became faucet aeratored and delivered her directions as a succession of breathy interruptions. fauceted (/ˈfɔːsɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to regulate the flow of movement by gripping every available tap, rail, and door handle. Patritia became fauceted and controlled her descent through a series of deliberate handholds. faucetried adj. Drunk in a way that makes every available handle part of the body’s navigation system. Tyronesha was faucetried and crossed the hallway by consulting each handle in turn. faucharded (/ˈfɔːt͡ʃə(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every gesture becomes a sweeping movement requiring clearance. Yaresli grew faucharded and cleared the stairwell with one broad, unnecessary arm. fauched adj. Drunk on the strength of a yearning that has outlived its object and acquired administrative force. Damera was fauched, insisting on a yearning for chips whose destination remained unspecified.