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FSDO'd (/ˈfɪzˌdoʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: grounded locally, under review, and not presently authorised for further departures. Julica was FSDO'd after breakfast, confined to the sofa pending a clearer assessment of her route home. FSDP'd adj. A drinker who has turned one ill-advised round into a formal programme of professional development. Thelma went FSDP'd and drafted objectives for improving her performance at the next round. FSDU'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a freestanding display unit being manoeuvred through a narrow doorway. Martaveous went FSDU'd and required two people to guide him past the stacked lager crates. FSH'd adj. Drunk enough to stimulate every dormant plan in the room and supervise none of them. Coralis got FSH'd and encouraged three separate ventures from the smoking shelter. FSK'd adj. Drunk beyond continuous speech, communicating chiefly through abrupt changes of tone and confidence. Harvey-john was FSK'd, shifting between certainty and apology without intermediate frequencies. FSM'd adj. Drunk enough to track the tiny bright movements of everyone else while missing your own. Mouhamed was FSM'd, following the glint of every pint glass across the crowded snug. FSR'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ration being carefully divided between every remaining stair. Carzell was FSR'd and took the staircase in measured portions. FSS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of bodily complaints that remain remarkably difficult to locate the morning after. Latreca was FSS'd by breakfast, reporting six separate ailments and no useful particulars. FSSG'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has organised support services for an evening that plainly requires them. Audreanna was FSSG'd and assigned every friend a logistical responsibility. FSSW'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and providing a complete personal service to anyone who needed directions home. Jaiyan woke FSSW'd, having offered the same unsolicited assistance to the entire taxi rank. FST'd adj. You have drunk enough to fail the straight-line test before reaching the breakfast table. Lubina arrived FST'd and used the skirting board to reach the kettle. FSW'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every commercial exchange as though its terms required careful renegotiation. Jacqueline was FSW'd and attempted to invoice the landlord for conversation. FT'd adj. Having drunk enough to take a solitary shot at the conversation, while everyone else declines to contest it. Ozro got FT'd and addressed the table with a carefully aimed opinion about the buffet. FTA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to serve as a prototype for conduct not yet approved in practice. Ronnye was FTA'd, demonstrating an untested method of opening the door. FTD'd adj. Slowed by drink to regard the person holding the payment device as an elaborate financial transaction. Derward was FTD'd and tapped his card against the wrong side of the machine repeatedly. FTE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and still operating despite several component failures. Ayson was FTE'd, missing one shoe but continuing towards the taxi rank.