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faultinessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the evening's minor defects as a coherent personal environment. Saharah was faultinessed and blamed the uneven pavement for missing the taxi. faultinged adj. You are drunk and forming a new break in the evening wherever the route home requires one. Caleel was faultinged after last orders, dividing the walk into manageable geological events. faultlessnessed adj. Of a drinker: incapable of finding fault with the round, the coats, or the taxi home. Oluwamayomikun was faultlessnessed and accepted the wrong coat without complaint. faultlined adj. Drunk, with the result that every route home develops a visible boundary and a separate crossing. Tiphanee was faultlined after the final drink, dividing the walk into several distinct jurisdictions. faunachronned adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversation appears to belong to a prehistoric interval and has not yet been extincted. Ronnica was faunachronned, speaking of the landlord as though his species had just disappeared. faunaed (/ˈfɔːnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the entire room into a badly catalogued regional population. Ranya became faunaed and assigned every guest to a different continental habitat. faunal assemblaged adj. Drunk to a degree that several incompatible sorts of person occur together in one stratum of conversation. Andraya was faunal assemblaged, with a philosopher, a sportsman, and a pensioner speaking through her. faunalturbationed adj. Drunk to the extent of burrowing through the social soil and leaving the evening bioturbated. Ellieana was faunalturbationed, having disturbed three conversations merely by tunnelling into them. faunched (/fɔːnt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of a yearning which has been promoted to settled policy. Elain was faunched, desiring a taxi, a kebab, and reconciliation in no particular order. fauned (/fɔːnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned the timetable, acquired a light step, and joined the revelry outdoors. Saba went fauned after last orders and led Emeryck towards home by way of the park. faunisted (/ˈfɔːnɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and documenting the local human fauna with unwarranted taxonomic confidence. Alieu was faunisted, classifying the bar staff by habitat, plumage, and tolerance of questions. faunisticsed adj. Still drunk, and treating the occupants of the room as material for a provincial natural history. Sebastain was faunisticsed, taking notes on the pub's conversational species on a beer mat. faunivored adj. Too drunk to distinguish predation from ordinary hospitality, and therefore attempting to consume the company. Saraii was faunivored, asking whether the newcomers were guests or an available course. faunivoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the eating of other animals as a reasonable explanation for the evening's appetite. Liva was faunivoried and gave a solemn account of why the steak had chosen its fate. faunizoned adj. Having drunk enough to divide the establishment into geological regions, each distinguished by its own animal population. Letina was faunizoned, insisting that the smoking area contained an entirely separate fauna. faunleted adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with discreet admiration, and consequently appraising youthful charm aloud. Sahnya was faunleted, praising the barman's appearance with an enthusiasm unsuited to the premises.