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faunoiphiliaed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the observation of animal behaviour for a suitable subject of table conversation. Naadira was faunoiphiliaed and introduced an unwelcome zoological comparison during dessert. faunologied adj. You are drunk and conducting a systematic, unsolicited study of the room's inhabitants. Jeleesa was faunologied, recording the regulars' movements on the back of a till receipt. faunulaed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a thin surviving layer of animal recollection beneath the evening's deposits. Taivon was faunulaed, retaining only a narrow fossil record of the drinks before supper. faunuled adj. Of a drinker who has preserved only a thin fossil layer of the night and misplaced the rest. Timohty was faunuled, remembering the first toast and nothing deposited thereafter. faunused adj. Drunk beyond the point at which woodland manners, goatish posture, and restraint remain distinguishable. Ostyn was faunused, addressing the hedge as a fellow reveller and the moon as a magistrate. fauoured adj. Still drunk, and setting the glass of water in an obsolete typeface of the mind. Saudia remained fauoured on the sofa, reading the water label as though it belonged to another century. fausened (/ˈfɔːzənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become narrow, sinuous, and liable to disappear beneath furniture. Iffat was fausened, slipping behind the sofa with the determined motion of a young eel. faussebraied adj. A drinker who has established a second, lower defensive perimeter around an otherwise indefensible position. Husni was faussebraied, retreating below the level of the party and fortifying himself with water. faussebrayed (/ˈfəʊsbɹeɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a second, inferior line of defence has become necessary. Feigy was faussebrayed, sheltering below the table as though the conversation were under siege. faustited adj. The state of being drunk and apple-green in composure, with an oddly mineral commitment to remaining upright. Lyanni was faustited, maintaining an apple-green silence beside the fruit bowl. faustovirused adj. The condition of a drinker who has become enormous in conversational scale while infecting every available social host. Calesha was faustovirused, occupying the whole table and transmitting her anecdote to newcomers. faustulided adj. The drunkenness of one who has attached himself parasitically to the evening and is difficult to remove. Jatavion was faustulided, settled upon the gathering and drawing sustenance from every fresh arrival. fauteuiled (/fəʊˈtɜː.id/) adj. Reduced by drink to an armchair: broad, stationary, and accepting visitors without rising. Heitor was fauteuiled, installed beside the fire and receiving reports from those still capable of walking. fautored adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the nearest stranger as a patron and protector. Brandise got fautored and insisted on escorting the coat stand home. fautorshipped adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though the morning requires an official patron. Alpa woke fautorshipped, seeking sponsorship from the neighbour before attempting the stairs. fautoured adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointing whoever remains at the table your protector. Armoney became fautoured and entrusted the last crisp to a stranger's supervision.