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fauxhawked adj. Sharpened by drink into a central ridge of hair, without the commitment of shaving either side. Sajad was fauxhaw ked by dawn, presenting one determined crest above a pale face. fauxhemianed adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue unconventional habits, provided they remain acceptable to the neighbours. Illinois became fauxhemianed and slept on cushions, but only after checking the tenancy agreement. fauxlanthropisted adj. Slowed by drink to making conspicuous charitable gestures whose chief beneficiary is the giver's reputation. Johnavin was fauxlanthropisted, donating the last biscuit where everyone could observe it. fauxlexed (/ˈfəʊlɛksd/) adj. Drunk and displaying a doubtful luxury watch, whose timekeeping has not survived the night. Jamaree arrived fauxlexed, checking a counterfeit watch that disagreed with the kitchen clock. fauxligraphied (/fəʊˈlɪɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every apology is written in decorative strokes that conceal its spelling. Mariadelourdes became fauxligraphied and addressed the landlord in elaborate, unreadable loops. fauxlographied (/fəʊˈlɒɡɹəfid/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake lenticular printing for a three-dimensional apparition and defend the error. Renea declared the menu holographic, though it was merely lenticular, thoroughly fauxlographied. fauxmanced adj. You are drunk and treating a publicity arrangement between two famous people as a sincere courtship. Analiza got fauxmanced and proposed to the celebrity couple on the television. fauxministed adj. Of a drinker: claiming the language of equality while selecting whichever principle best serves the next round. Cambron became fauxministed and delivered a lecture on fairness before taking the last olive. fauxmosexualed adj. Of a drinker who has adopted a borrowed mannerism and now regards it as a complete personal reinvention. Kayvan got fauxmosexualed and announced a new persona before ordering the same lager. fauxmosexualitied adj. Describing a drinker who performs an invented version of sophistication and mistakes the performance for identity. Aleynna became fauxmosexualitied and treated an affected pose as a settled philosophy. fauxpennessed adj. A drinker who has mistaken conspicuous certainty for openness and now welcomes no correction. Mckinley got fauxpennessed and called every objection an attack on honest discussion. fauxpologied adj. A drinker so far gone that an admission of fault arrives carrying its own defence. Alisiya became fauxpologied and apologised for the spilled wine while blaming the table. fauxstalgiaed adj. The state of being drunk and fondly recalling a childhood that belongs to somebody else. Roshun got fauxstalgiaed and mourned the summers of a decade born after his own childhood. fauxsurrectioned adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a coordinated spectacle for an unplanned uprising and explains it confidently. Devetta became fauxsurrectioned and identified the buffet queue as evidence of a national revolt. fauxtatoed (/fəʊˈteɪtəʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a substitute vegetable for a potato and ordered gravy accordingly. Ellen got fauxtatoed and praised the cauliflower for its excellent potato texture. fauxtinaed adj. Reduced by drink to declaring a newly distressed finish historically significant, without examining its age. Kasaundra became fauxtinaed and dated the watch by the deliberate scratches on its case.