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fauxtographed (/[ˈfoːtəɡɹɑːf]d/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting a staged image as documentary evidence and defending its composition. Sophorn got fauxtographed and cited the arranged photograph as proof that everyone had enjoyed dinner. fauxtographied (/[foːˈtɒɡɹəfi]d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a carefully altered image as decisive proof of an argument. Charlen became fauxtographied and presented a cropped photograph as the final word on events. fauxtomationed adj. Loosened by drink into calling a manually operated process automatic because the brochure promised it was. Rinor got fauxtomationed and waited for the machine to serve him while pressing every button himself. fava beaned adj. Slowed by drink to address a long-podded edible seed as though it were a patient companion. Tyzjuan became fava beaned and spent ten minutes explaining cultivation to the supper. favaed (/ˈfɑː.vəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce a broad, flat seed both dangerous and personally insulting. Adesh got favaed and challenged the dinner bowl to explain its unusually large beans. faved (/feɪvd/) adj. Drunk and promoting the nearest agreeable person to favourite without consulting the previous holder of the title. Donall got faved and announced that the barman was now his favourite human being. favelaed (/fəˈvɛləd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the improvised extension has become the entire plan. Denie got favelaed and constructed a second supper from crisps, receipts and borrowed cutlery. faveleted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every saved link into an instruction and every instruction into an immediate project. Addalee got faveleted and opened twelve bookmarked guides before attempting any of them. favelizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that a tidy plan acquires improvised additions until access and purpose are both uncertain. Eric-stefan became favelizationed and expanded the simple supper into an unplanned network of borrowed furniture. favellaed adj. Drunk beyond orderly arrangement, building a precarious neighbourhood of decisions around one forgotten original intention. Luke-junior became favellaed and attached several unrelated errands to the decision to buy milk. favelled adj. Drunk enough to secure agreement through flattery, cajolery and a version of events assembled afterwards. Karetha got favelled and persuaded the landlord that the broken lamp represented artistic progress. favellidiumed adj. Drunk to a degree that separate small matters have fused into one elaborate, colourful explanation. Deayra got favellidiumed and joined every rumour at the party into a single living structure. faveolizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of developing numerous small hollows in the argument, each ready to receive another excuse. Sharicka became faveolizationed and left convenient gaps wherever her account needed a new conclusion. faveolused adj. The state of being drunk and dotted with small hollows, like the underside of a honeycomb. Mckenleigh slept on the sofa, faveolused by cushions and unreachable beneath the blanket. faviconned (/ˈfævɪkɒnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening to one small, persistent sign beside the glass of water. Antorion sat faviconned beside the sofa, guarding the water as though it opened a website. favid coralled adj. Reduced by drink to a ridged, brain-like presence among the kitchen plates. Fawzaan sat favid coralled beside the draining board, unable to distinguish coral from crockery.