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favoritismed adj. Drunk past the point of pretending the round is being shared fairly. Leiah went favoritismed and distributed the crisps according to personal loyalties. favositided adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged in extinct-looking honeycomb ridges beneath the sofa throw. Candie woke favositided, the blanket preserving a fossil pattern across the sleeping face. favourabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of judging the household kindly, including the cold toast and lumpy cushion. Delton became favourabilitied and praised the kitchen floor for its dependable flatness. favourabled (/ˈfeɪv(ə)ɹəbəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that registers everything on offer — the late bus, the kebab, the stranger's sofa — as a solid proposition. Arkin was thoroughly favourabled and described the lock-in as the best idea he'd heard all year. favourablenessed adj. Slowed by drink to accept a favourable outcome before anyone has finished explaining it. Fouad grew favourablenessed and shook hands before the bet had been described. favoured adj. Too drunk to refuse the sofa's hospitality, or to remember where the glass of water came from. Nodia was favoured by the cushions and slept beside the water she had requested herself. favourednessed adj. Drunk and treating one companion as specially chosen, to the quiet irritation of the rest. Laporchia went favourednessed and bought Conall the last pork pie. favourered adj. Drunk, with the result that kindness is offered indiscriminately to cupboards, cushions and taps. Rakyah grew favourered and left the kitchen tap a note of heartfelt appreciation. favouringed adj. Drunk on the strength of a settled preference for the sofa over all remaining domestic duties. Auviana grew favouringed and chose the sofa, the blanket and the nearest glass of water. favourited (/ˈfeɪv.ɹɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of choosing one person, coat or taxi as the evening's preferred object. Shalisia became favourited and appointed the nearest taxi her lifelong favourite. favouritismed adj. Drunk beyond impartiality, reserving the good glasses and the final sausage roll for chosen company. Conant got favouritismed and gave the largest measure to whoever laughed at his stories. favriled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every pint glass appear iridescent and worth holding to the light. Szander became favriled and inspected the pub glasses for colours between sips. favused (/ˈfeɪvəsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a persistent, spreading complaint is made of every minor discomfort. Derrek went favused and blamed the bar stool for a rash that was not there. favved adj. Drunk to the point where a private preference has become an official endorsement requiring public enforcement. Larz became favved and attempted to have his preferred crisps stocked throughout the building. fawaffled (/fəˈwɑːfəld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a pressed chickpea snack as a proper waffle and requesting syrup. Caleigh became fawaffled and asked whether the bar served butter for her supper. fawed (/fɔːd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any passing stranger seem an acceptable companion for the evening. Aleisa got fawed and invited a stranger from the smoking shelter to join the round.