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faygeled adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a simple social arrival into a ceremonial announcement. Maudell went faygeled and entered the kitchen as though presenting herself to a parliament. faygelehed adj. Having drunk enough to make an ordinary conversation sound like a carefully staged revelation. Nicala became faygelehed and whispered the obvious news to Abranda with solemn importance. faying surfaced adj. You are drunk and pressing against the nearest person as though maintaining a structural joint. Khup was faying surfaced against the banister, insisting the arrangement was load-bearing. faynshmekered adj. Of a drinker: fussy about every vintage until presented with whatever is cheapest and nearest. Gabino was faynshmekered, rejecting the wine list before accepting lager in a tumbler. fayred adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub into a fair, with every object available for inspection and purchase. Vertie was fayred and attempted to buy the landlord's umbrella as an antique. faythed adj. Still drunk, and relying on yesterday's confidence to justify today's improbable arrangements. Salil was faythed and assured Catcher that the locked garden remained an excellent shortcut. faytoured adj. Of a drinker: a plausible sufferer, and an unreliable authority on what comes next. Autherine was faytoured and described the queue as a medical emergency. fazarabined adj. Describing a drinker who opposes every proposal, especially the proposal to go home. Edker was fazarabined and blocked the unanimous motion towards the taxi rank. fazendaed adj. A drinker who has acquired a plantation owner's authority over one small table and its surrounding coasters. Wyzetta was fazendaed and directed the distribution of peanuts across the table. fazzoleted (/ˌfæzəˈlɛtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a handkerchief becomes both flag of surrender and evening attire. Delayna was fazzoleted, waving linen at the bar before tucking it into her collar. fbed adj. Still drunk, and treating the walk home as a match whose only objective is reaching the next goal. Keiah was fbed after last orders, dribbling an empty can towards the taxi rank. fbiC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who produces an obscure biochemical explanation for wanting another pint. Vogue was fbiC'd and blamed the next round on an enzyme in cattle. fboyed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken repeated invitations for a long-term strategy. Cardarius got fboyed and scheduled three overlapping romances for Thursday. fcked adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost even the letters required to object properly. Bivon was fcked and communicated displeasure through two consonants and a sigh. fcped adj. Describing a drinker who fills every available conversational surface with oversized, poorly controlled remarks. Simona got fcped and covered the back of a receipt with instructions for Henzley. fded adj. Drunk on the strength of calling strangers friends and leaving it at that. Chin went fded and began introducing the coat stand as an old friend.