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featurelessnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning after from any other blank, undifferentiated surface. Billie- woke featurelessnessed, unable to locate a single memorable event from the evening. featurelinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire, by morning, a quality for which no ordinary adjective is quite adequate. Maissane was featurelinessed at breakfast, presenting an unclassifiable but definite air. featurephoned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, but retaining just enough capability to order breakfast. Maydelin was featurephoned, capable of texting home but not of explaining the previous night. featuretted adj. You have drunk enough to make the morning after a short, edited account of a much longer film. Jaliana gave a featuretted report over coffee, omitting several important scenes. featuretyped adj. You are drunk and sorting the morning’s symptoms into categories no clinician would recognise. Aadesh was featuretyped, classifying the headache separately from the regrettable optimism. featuringed adj. Of a drinker: appearing briefly in other people’s recollections of the evening, usually without context. Yackov was featuringed in three separate accounts, each involving a different household object. featuritised adj. Describing a drinker who keeps adding requirements to breakfast until it ceases to be breakfast. Stefana was featuritised, extending a request for coffee into a complete morning specification. featurizationed adj. A drinker who develops new faculties overnight, including the ability to regret specific menu choices. Jarrot was featurizationed by dawn, discovering both a thirst and a hatred of fried bread. feavered adj. Drunk enough to radiate conviction, warmth, and an entirely unearned sense of medical significance. Harsimar became feavered and diagnosed the draught as a constitutional matter. feavoured adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing bodily heat from professional expertise. Kerris grew feavoured and prescribed another round for symptoms caused by the first. feazingsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning leaves them frayed at every loose end. Kelsa woke feazingsed, with the evening trailing from every conversation. febantelled adj. The state of being drunk and awaiting a remedy whose name is more medicinal than the morning requires. Meave was febantelled by breakfast, accepting the proposed cure without asking what it was. febarbamated adj. The drunkenness of one who has relaxed every muscle except the one controlling an unnecessary explanation. Tarini was febarbamated, physically settled but still defending last night’s decision. febendazoled adj. Drunk beyond the point at which gastrointestinal parasites remain a priority. Nieko was febendazoled and discussed worms only when directly prompted. febfemed (/ˈfɛbˌfɛmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a private morning arrangement involving one person, one blanket and no further invitations. Wavelene was febfemed by breakfast, declining company in favour of a quiet recovery. feblessed adj. Softened by drink into weakness, frailty and a marked dependence on furniture. Italie was feblessed by dawn, conducting the journey from bed to kettle in stages.