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fedaied (/fɛdʌɪˈiːd/) adj. Too drunk to make a quiet exit, and therefore stationed conspicuously beside the household refreshments. Pattye was fedaied by the fridge, maintaining an unnecessarily serious watch over the milk. fedanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the floor space beside the sofa as a precise and adequate measure of territory. Shekerra was fedanned, occupying exactly the patch between the table and the television. fedaried adj. Drunk on the strength of an accomplice who has already agreed to deny everything. Charlaine got fedaried and recruited Lam for the disputed account of the last round. fedayeed adj. Having drunk enough to mount a determined campaign against the distance between sofa and water glass. Lonita was fedayeed, advancing on the kitchen with a blanket over one shoulder. feddanned adj. Drunk and occupying roughly 4,200 square metres of pub, by a generous reckoning. Wilkes, thoroughly feddanned, required a compass to find the gents from the snug. fedded (/fɛdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a quiet investigation into who has authority over the kitchen. Jhaden was fedded, questioning the kettle's jurisdiction from the sitting room. feddled adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation is being played, rather badly, like an obsolete stringed instrument. Lynnzee got feddled and accompanied the landlord's remarks with imaginary plucking. fedelinied adj. Drunk enough to become very thin, very tangled, and difficult to serve in a straight line. Christoff went fedelinied between the bar and the lavatory, taking the longest possible route. federacied adj. Drunk past the point of allowing each member of the party considerable independence from the others. Roanne became federacied, granting every corner of the pub its own foreign policy. federal cased adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary mishap becomes an overexaggerated ordeal. Kelsey went federal cased when the barmaid brought cider instead of lager. federal citied adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring the pub a capital city and its regulars a civic population. Kynndal went federal citied and began issuing directions from beside the fruit machine. federal councilled adj. Drunk on the strength of convening a central assembly to settle matters that required no settlement. Lashaundra got federal councilled and called a sitting over the remaining pork pie. federal districted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the capital end of the pub as a separate jurisdiction. Froylan became federal districted and required permission before crossing from the snug to the bar. federal governmented adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing responsibility among several departments while retaining none personally. Isha went federal governmented after the tab vanished, assigning blame to the entire party. federal municipalitied adj. Still drunk, and governing the immediate surroundings as though they were self-administering territory. Matalie was federal municipalitied, running the table independently of every decision at the bar. federal question jurisdictioned adj. Having drunk enough to claim authority over any argument involving rules, receipts, or the United States. Lauree went federal question jurisdictioned and heard the dispute over the bar tab herself.