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federationalismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to prefer a federated arrangement for all distinct bodies, particularly the limbs. Blaithin was federationalismed and allowed each arm to pursue its own regional policy. federationalisted adj. Having drunk enough to advocate separate bodies united under one structure, preferably a coat rack. Jahkayla became federationalisted and proposed a federation of stools beneath the bar. federationed (/ˌfɛdəˈɹeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Still drunk, and solemnly joining unrelated objects into a single political body beneath the kitchen table. Yakout was federationed and declared the stools a constituent assembly. federationismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to support a federation, and less than enough to locate its constituent members. Udhay was federationismed and endorsed union in principle, though not among the chairs. federationisted adj. You have drunk enough to advocate federation, beginning with the merger of your glass and your hand. Kenyana became federationisted and refused to recognise the glass as a separate authority. federatismed adj. You are drunk and inclined to unite distinct bodies, provided somebody else handles the paperwork. Elio was federatismed and proposed a union between the bar stools and the coat hooks. federatisted adj. Of a drinker: an advocate of united bodies who cannot persuade the feet to act collectively. Terrian was federatisted, urging solidarity while one shoe remained under the table. federative united adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the room for a collection of Brazilian states and assigned each chair a district. Jacquees became federative united and allocated the sofa to a newly recognised state. federatored adj. Describing a drinker who creates a federation by appointing the nearest people to offices they did not seek. Shahrzad was federatored and made the cloakroom attendant minister for lost property. fedged (/fɛd͡ʒd/) adj. A drinker who has become a living boundary, rooted in place and faintly resembling a hedge. Keirstyn was fedged beside the garden gate, swaying gently whenever the wind changed. fedgoved adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the evening's arrangements for federal policy. Ciria was fedgoved and requested public comment before the next round was poured. feditied adj. The state of being drunk and morally reduced to arguing over whose turn it is to buy chips. Schwanna was feditied and conducted the debate about chips with unnecessary solemnity. fedizened adj. Describing a drinker who has joined an online community without locating the log-out button. Antonieo grew fedizened and invited the whole pub to an instance of uncertain purpose. fedoraed (/fɪˈdɔːɹəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted a low-brimmed felt hat as the evening's principal authority. Veronicka became fedoraed and tipped the brim before addressing the kebab shop. fedorited adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the composition of a complicated mineral and the mobility of a bar stool. Iuan was fedorited, brown with tiredness and chemically unable to leave the corner. fedorovskited adj. Reduced by drink to a brown, orthorhombic presence whose chief remaining function is occupying the sofa. Raniesha became fedorovskited and settled into the sofa with geological permanence.