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FUV'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become visible only in the far ultraviolet regions of the evening. Imia was FUV'd by midnight, perceptible chiefly through unexplained movement near the bar. FV'd adj. Drunk enough to mistake the final bus for a large fishing boat and board with confidence. Amberrose got FV'd and asked the night bus driver where the catch was unloaded. FVII'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a morning-after scratch from an official conversion into a different substance. Felisity was FVII'd, certain the stain on her sleeve marked a complete chemical change. FVRCP'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves three separate complaints running at once. Addeson was FVRCP'd, sneezing, hiccupping and disputing the crisps simultaneously. FVS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss the evening as a syndrome, then request another glass. Benedikt was FVS'd and announced a theory of symptoms before ordering pudding. FVSD'd adj. Loosened by drink into a spectrum of valproate-like uncertainty, eventually settling beside the crisps. Jenith was FVSD'd and drifted through several explanations before finding the crisps. FW'd adj. Drunk past the point of admitting any further information, conversation, or sensible access. Binh was FW'd by eleven and rejected every conversational packet at the door. FWB'd adj. Still drunk, and treating a casual arrangement as though it came with anniversary rights. Tomecka remained FWB'd and sent flowers to someone who had requested discretion. FWD'd adj. Loosened by drink into the sort of morning-after forward who treats possession of the ball as a personal duty. Greer was FWD'd, charging towards the breakfast table to secure the last roll. FWE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every social misstep is treated as a familywise error. Margerette was FWE'd and apologised to Tashayla for choosing the wrong table on everyone's behalf. FWER'd adj. The state of being drunk and assigning a measurable error rate to every relative brought into the conversation. Kamily was FWER'd, estimating how often Rashaya would regret meeting the extended party. FWH'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and preheated for whatever unwise process follows. Arias was FWH'd, warming to the prospect of explaining steam locomotives. FWI'd adj. Describing a drinker who has indexed the night's discarded food with spurious statistical authority. Alyasia became FWI'd and ranked the pub's abandoned chips by estimated social importance. FWK'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the stocking frame from the kitchen chair, and knitting both into the evening. Athalia got FWK'd and tried to knit the tea towel into the washing-up. FWR'd adj. Describing a drinker who has been rectified by the morning after into one stern, flattened waveform. Gwynetta woke FWR'd, her recollections flattened into a single unbroken complaint. FWSAR'd adj. Drunk to the point where a minor domestic mishap calls for an airborne rescue operation. Ashpreet got FWSAR'd after losing the keys beneath the cushion she was sitting on.