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feetsballed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the morning's recovery as a full-contact sporting event. Francisquita was feetsballed, tackling the duvet and losing possession of the sheet. feetsiesed adj. Loosened by drink into regarding the lower extremities as nursery objects, with locomotion consequently abandoned. Refael became feetsiesed and conducted the remainder of the evening from beneath the table. feetweared adj. Softened by drink into footwear, leaving the person chiefly useful as something to be stepped around. Martharee was feetweared beneath the coat rack, providing warmth but no assistance. feeveed adj. Sharpened by drink into pay television, broadcasting yesterday's mistakes continuously and without useful scheduling. Trigo was feeveed over toast, replaying the argument whenever anyone touched the marmalade. feezed (/fiːzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person carefully remembering how mornings operate. Gerritt was feezed by breakfast, taking several minutes to open a yoghurt. fefnicuted adj. Drunk enough to present one explanation at breakfast and quietly maintain another. Copelan was fefnicuted, blaming the missing shoe on weather while hiding it under the cushion. fegaried adj. Drunk and pursuing a fresh whim before the previous one has reached the end of the stairs. Sopia became fegaried and attempted to reorganise the glasses by emotional importance. fegeled adj. Having drunk more than your confidence can reasonably support, and proceeding on that basis. Connie grew fegeled and assured Hubbard that the locked door was merely being shy. fegelehed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself responsible for an operation nobody authorised. Jamisa became fegelehed and reorganised Arlia-rose's perfectly adequate route to the station. fegged adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the morning's breakfast components together. Junie was fegged, separating the orange segments and eating them in administrative order. feghooted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning's story can end without an involuntary pun. Ulana was feghooted, explaining the missing shoe with a joke nobody had requested. feglymycinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning chemically defended, but otherwise little improved. Karisma was feglymycinned by breakfast, protected from microbes and unable to find the bathroom. fehed adj. Having drunk more than the assembled linguists could bear before assigning one letter seventeen names. Jeraldyn got fehed and made the family identify the same character in three scripts. feigned issued adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently turned a minor disagreement into a trial requiring witnesses. Varik got feigned issued and demanded that the taxi driver present his case. feignednessed adj. A drinker who mistakes a performance of certainty for certainty itself, and acts accordingly. Jontae became feignednessed and confidently denied having ordered the drinks he was holding. feignered adj. A drinker so far gone that every answer is confidently invented and immediately defended. Ranesha got feignered and explained the pub's fire alarm using entirely imaginary engineering.