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felafelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, crisp certainty about which taxi is unquestionably yours. Gypsie became felafelled and pointed firmly at the wrong cab outside the pub. felbamated (/ˈfɛl.bəˌmeɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of suppressing sensible objections while leaving elaborate plans entirely active. Anzel got felbamated and booked a dawn appointment for a problem he had invented. felbertalited adj. Drunk on the strength of several incompatible assurances, each delivered with metallic confidence. Mose became felbertalited and promised the landlord three different payment dates. felbinacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor ache as evidence for a new course of action. Roniece got felbinacked and prescribed herself a taxi, a kebab and complete bed rest. felchinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and making an ill-advised proposal with complete confidence in its practicality. Erminie became felchinged and suggested the lost phone could be retrieved through the letterbox. feldamycinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and constructing a long, intricate explanation for a decision already regretted. Mercutio got feldamycinned and explained the missing keys through a chain of imaginary biochemical events. feldgraued adj. Softened by drink into a greenish-grey presence on the sofa, yielding gracefully to cushions. Jazmyn spent the evening feldgraued, reclining among the cushions in a distinctly military shade. feldschered adj. Sharpened by drink into a practical household medic, diagnosing the kitchen's minor injuries without formal training. Hiliary became feldschered and administered a plaster to the cut nobody had mentioned. feldshered adj. Loosened by drink into an unofficial clinician, offering practical treatment from beside the sofa. Jacyon was feldshered enough to prescribe water, toast, and immediate horizontal rest. feldspared adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the entire household as load-bearing and rearrange it accordingly. Drusie grew feldspared and shifted the sofa, confident the sitting room required geological improvement. feldsparphyred adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen conversation develops a coarse crystalline texture and refuses further refinement. Amilah became feldsparphyred and delivered her opinion in large, immovable fragments. feldspathed adj. Slowed by drink to the leisurely pace of a mineral forming in cooling magma, usually beside the kettle. Oaks became feldspathed on the sofa and took seven minutes to reach for the water. feldspathizationed adj. Drunk enough to convert every available household surface into a place for sitting, leaning, or leaving a glass. Tnyah got feldspathizationed and transformed the kitchen into a series of useful resting places. feldspathoided adj. Drunk past the point of having enough sense for ordinary domestic chemistry, but still attempting the washing-up. Jeylah was feldspathoided and added washing-up liquid to the glass of water. feldwebelled adj. Drunk, with the result that household orders are issued in a sergeant's voice and obeyed by nobody. Menachem became feldwebelled and commanded the mugs into formation beside the sink. felfared adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a large, flapping journey from the kitchen to the sofa. Jeya came home felfared and crossed the sitting room by successive uncertain hops.