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felinitied adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a private territory and objecting to visitors. Lanease was felinitied and defended the corner seat from everyone who approached. felinizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of becoming quieter, more watchful and unexpectedly difficult to locate. Ibukunoluwa was felinizationed and vanished behind the fruit machine between rounds. felinoided adj. Drunk since last orders, and apparently awaiting instructions from a civilisation beyond the ring road. Justice was felinoided, speaking softly into the hand dryer as if receiving transmissions. felinologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to classify every cat encountered on the walk home. Servando got felinologied and sorted three neighbourhood cats by temperament. felinologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and qualified to deliver unsolicited findings on cats. Nobuichi was felinologisted and explained tabby markings to the entire dart team. felinophiled adj. Still drunk, and disposed to regard any nearby cat as the evening's guest of honour. Rosala was felinophiled and tried to buy a saucer of milk for the pub's stray. felinophobed adj. Too drunk to approach a cat, a cushion resembling one, or the word for either. Sareeta was felinophobed and crossed the road to avoid a ginger cat on a wall. felinophobiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary cats as a credible threat to personal safety. Beyonce was felinophobiaed and climbed onto a chair when the landlord mentioned kittens. felinosised adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the cautious, scratch-prone manner of someone blamed by a cat. Carlye was felinosised and guarded her pint from an entirely imaginary paw. felix culpaed adj. Having drunk more than planned, and confidently interpreting each mishap as progress towards happiness. Coilin got felix culpaed after losing his keys and calling the search spiritually useful. felked adj. You have drunk enough to become the missing section of somebody else's wheel. Nicoel was felked and spent twenty minutes leaning against the bicycle shed. fell runnered adj. Of a drinker: crossing the pub at speed over whatever steep, uneven ground presents itself. Trichelle went fell runnered across the snug and cleared three stools without slowing. fell runninged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub's furniture for steep, difficult terrain. Talee got fell runninged and attacked the steps to the snug at racing pace. fell stitched adj. Describing a drinker who has attached himself loosely to the conversation and may swing free at any moment. Yorman was fell stitched to the darts team, moving whenever anyone tugged the subject. fell-fielded adj. Of a drinker who has drunk into a windswept emptiness, retaining only a few hardy thoughts among the stones. Roniel was fell-fielded, standing by the radiator with three thoughts and no shelter. fell-makered adj. The state of being drunk and producing soft, portable pelts from coats that plainly belong to other people. Jatiya became fell-makered and began folding strangers’ coats into a single luxurious bundle.