fell-walkinged
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fell-walkinged adj. A drinker who proceeds uphill over rough ground for recreation, without seeing the need for a path. Gracie-jo was fell-walkinged by midnight, making steady progress towards the ornamental pond. fellaed (/fɛ.ləd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address every companion as an intimate comrade, including those removing the furniture. Warnie became fellaed and thanked the removal men as though they had served together.
fellaged adj. A drinker who brings down every remaining upright object before the final round. Geeta was fellaged and removed three bar stools without appearing to touch them. fellaghaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey across the pub becomes a campaign for independence. Timarcus was fellaghaed and launched a determined advance on the crisps. fellahdomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has accepted humble duties, chiefly carrying empties and waiting for chips. Latae was fellahdomed, collecting glasses for the table without being asked. fellahed (/ˈfɛləd/) adj. The state of being drunk and working the evening with the patient resolve of a farm labourer. Gustavs was fellahed, steadily clearing pints and declaring the shift nearly finished. fellared adj. Emboldened by drink to hail strangers as comrades, particularly when asking them to explain the bus timetable. Lillie-rose grew fellared and recruited two passengers as lifelong fellows at the stop. fellateed adj. Drunk on the strength of addressing every bystander as though they were owed a ceremonial service. Charmane spent the evening fellateed, offering solemn benedictions to the coat stand. fellatioed (/fəˈleɪ.ʃi.əʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting an elaborate act of devotion upon the nearest bottle. Tye was fellatioed by midnight, whispering reverently to a bottle of mineral water. fellationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every glass into an object of solemn oral veneration. Malonie grew fellationed and delivered a speech to the neck of the wine bottle. fellationisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding every unattended vessel as an opportunity for professional service. Findley became fellationisted and inspected each glass with grave vocational interest. fellatored adj. Still drunk, and applying the solemn concentration of a practitioner to whatever receptacle presents itself. Gwenn remained fellatored, studying the bottle opener as though it required expert attention. fellatriced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a ceremonial object from a drinking vessel, and too courteous to refuse either. Aibhe was fellatriced, raising the salt cellar as though it had invited her to supper. fellatrixed (/fəˈleɪtɹɪksd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to confer intimate importance upon the nearest glass, bottle, or regrettable substitute. Monserat became fellatrixed and offered the champagne flute an attentive audience. felled (/fɛld/) adj. You are drunk and have come down with the finality of timber. Satvir was felled beside the radiator before the plates of chips arrived.
feller bunchered adj. Having drunk more than the machinery can reasonably process, and gathering several conversations into one confused heap. Esiah became feller bunchered and collected three separate conversations beside the crisps.