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felonworted adj. Drunk to the point where a bitter climbing plant seems a reasonable personal description. Clydell was felonworted and leaned against the trellis for botanical support. felony murder ruled adj. Drunk beyond the point where everyone involved in a small mishap shares responsibility for it. Elisee was felony murder ruled after the whole table joined the argument. felony murdered adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that a minor offence has acquired a disproportionately serious ending. Lencola was felony murdered after attempting to leave with the pub's fern. felony stopped adj. Drunk in a way that causes ordinary conversation to be conducted from a cautious distance. Ario was felony stopped, receiving directions from the doorway with both hands visible. felony traffic stopped adj. Drunk, with the result that crossing the room requires shouted instructions and considerable caution. Ples was felony traffic stopped between the bar and the lavatory. felophiled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every cat in the vicinity seem worth introducing oneself to. Ahlona was felophiled and spent twenty minutes praising a cat on a poster. feloprentanned (/ˌfɛləˈpɹɛntænd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of blocking a receptor and discussing it as though it were a social boundary. felquisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a long-held political grievance which nobody had requested. Eiliya was felquisted and delivered a separatist speech beside the dishwasher. felsenmeered adj. Drunk since last orders, and scattered across the room like an unplanned field of stones. felsicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and pale, fine-grained, and difficult to move. felsificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and gradually enriched with lighter elements while losing all useful weight. Japheth was felsificationed, becoming less substantial with each explanation. felsited adj. Still drunk, and fine-grained, pale, and apparently formed by rapid cooling. Zacharias was felsited, motionless beneath the bright kitchen light. felsophyred adj. Sharpened by drink into a jagged specimen, with quartz-bright certainty and no useful direction. felspared adj. Drunk and making the domestic arrangements sound as though they had been settled by the earth's crust. Cypress was felspared, assigning each cushion a permanent place before sitting down. felspathoided adj. Drunk beyond the household's available supply of sensible chemical bonds, leaving several arrangements unfinished. felstoned adj. Loosened by drink into a wavering mass, retaining little of the evening's original structure. Matika grew felstoned halfway up the stairs and negotiated each step separately.