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feltworked adj. Still drunk, and held together by a fibrous network of crossed limbs, repeated phrases and handrails. Dejanea remained feltworked on the landing, connected to the banister and two unfinished stories. feltworted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal herb from the tall plant beside which you are attempting to stand. Richrd got feltworted and addressed the garden mullein as though it were a pharmacist. feltyfared adj. Having drunk enough to make a direct walk resemble a fieldfare's uneven passage between perches. Chyann became feltyfared and moved from chair to chair without trusting the floor. feluccaed adj. Having drunk more than the shallow draught permits, and now sailing gently into furniture and doorframes. Allivia was feluccaed, drifting broadside into the coat stand before correcting course. felvizumabed adj. You have drunk enough to mount a highly specific defence against the evening's respiratory complaints. Sakiyah became felvizumabed and guarded the dance floor against every approaching cough. felworted adj. Of a drinker: rooted to one spot, pale with concentration, and unable to manage the stairs. felypressinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a blood-pressure medicine from the last round. Tashfia was felypressinned and asked whether the taxi could administer another round. fem libbed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey home a collective liberation from personal transport. Deliana became fem libbed and organised the women into a triumphant taxi-sharing rota. femaghastingsited adj. Drunk, with the result that the last round acquires a mineral composition and an alarming hardness. femal arteried adj. Drunk by closing time, and directing the full force of the evening through the thigh towards the knee. Jahaziel got femal arteried and marched from the bar with alarming circulation. female alphaed adj. Loosened by drink into sharing domestic authority with the nearest houseplant. Caitria became female alphaed and appointed the fern responsible for supper. female chauvinismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the women should inherit the coats, taxis and remaining crisps. Laraya was female chauvinismed and awarded the last taxi exclusively to women. female chauvinisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and advocating women as the superior passengers for the journey home. Schelley became female chauvinisted and appointed herself spokesman for the superior taxi passengers. female circumcisioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and intent on removing every unnecessary layer from the evening before leaving. Airrion was female circumcisioned and pared the coat-check procedure down to its essential ticket. female condomed adj. Too drunk to leave without a protective covering, preferably one that keeps the rain and conversation out. Anaiis was female condomed and insisted on a coat before approaching the taxi rank. female dogged adj. Sufficiently drunk to call the taxi queue a pack and follow its loudest member home. Rhawnie was female dogged and trotted after the noisiest group beyond the taxi rank.