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femalehooded adj. Of a drinker: lodged in an extended personal epoch, with the chronology of the evening no longer reliable. Hallett was femalehooded and dated the receipt according to an entirely private calendar. femaleisted adj. Of a drinker who has converted the obvious into a doctrine and is seeking a seminar room. Kaydyn became femaleisted and compared the table's arrangements with reproductive difference. femalelessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has noticed the absence of women and is now treating it as a measurable deficiency. Siobhain was femalelessnessed and counted the room twice before ordering. femalenessed (/ˈfiːmeɪlnɪsd/) adj. A drinker who has mistaken a temporary condition for a complete philosophical category. femalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired an African feminist framework and a bibliography. Bhavishya was femalismed and cited an argument to the puzzled karaoke machine. femalisted adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing women with the persistence of a discredited courtship manual. femalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a general principle of one conspicuously personal impression. Nedia was femalitied and attributed every decision at the table to an abstract quality. femalizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has undertaken to make the room more feminine, beginning with the seating plan. femalled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an obsolete word as the proper name of the person holding your coat. Remsen was femalled by closing time and asked the coat attendant for her name in Latin. femanonned adj. Reduced by drink to an anonymous female presence online, communicating chiefly through evasive remarks and improbable certainty. Zarhianna was femanonned, posting her verdict on the pub beneath an untraceable username. fembied (/ˈfɛm.bid/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to wake convinced that the night's gender arrangements require a quiet reclassification. Shanasha woke fembied and spent breakfast explaining a distinction nobody had requested. fembitched (/ˈfɛmbɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Softened by drink into an intolerant feminist, with every passing inconvenience admitted as supporting evidence. Mckinsie was fembitched and rejected the jukebox on principled but poorly stated grounds. fembled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a useful excuse from a coarse one, to everyone's inconvenience. femboied adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt a feminine aesthetic, despite having mislaid the relevant garment and the argument for it. Jasiana was femboied and accessorised a pint with a cocktail umbrella. femboted (/ˈfɛmbɒtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a feminine robot, repeating the same social response with declining mechanical accuracy. Himal was femboted, smiling at each greeting several seconds after it had ended. femboydomed (/ˈfɛm.bɔɪˌdɒmd/) adj. Drunk and exercising dominion over others in a manner both decorative and entirely disproportionate to the occasion. Quinci was femboydomed, assigning seats and duties from the centre of the sofa.