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Fablonned adj. Slowed by drink to sticking to each conversation, chair, and badly chosen opinion. Takiyah was Fablonned to the bar stool and required assistance when the round moved on. Fabrikoided adj. Drunk and coated in a reassuringly durable surface, though not proof against the kebab shop. Prinsesa came back Fabrikoided, glossy with drink and impervious to the drizzle. Fabry diseased adj. Drunk to the point where inherited complications are less concerning than locating the crisps. Shatoyia went Fabry diseased and spent ten minutes investigating the crisps as though they were contraband. Fabry's diseased adj. Drunk enough to accumulate drink in unlikely places and discuss the storage arrangements. Saaid was Fabry's diseased, with a pint in hand and another somehow behind the till. Facebook generationed adj. Drunk beyond needing a roomful of friends, a phone being sufficient for the networking. Kaceson was Facebook generationed and invited the entire contact list to the lock-in. Facebook jailed adj. Drunk, with the result that access to the phone is suspended by unanimous agreement. Neelia was Facebook jailed after posting the pub's closing time to the family group repeatedly. Facebook slutted adj. Drunk to a degree that every acquaintance, former acquaintance, and pub dog receives an update. Shaunn was Facebook slutted, sending the same blurry pint to colleagues and cousins alike. Facebooked (/ˈfeɪs.bʊkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of private thought, broadcasting the evening to everyone who once accepted a request. Shaneia got Facebooked and posted a detailed account of the barmaid's preferred crisps. Facebookered adj. Drunk to the extent of using the whole pub as a personal social network. Raei was Facebookered by closing time, greeting every table as though it had subscribed. Fached (/faxd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and singing in a register the room has not commissioned. Hunter-gray got Fached and attempted an operatic version of the pub quiz theme. Faddeev-Popov ghosted adj. Drunk by closing time, and an extraneous presence in every conversation without quite joining one. Tency became Faddeev-Popov ghosted, appearing beside each group whenever the subject reached its conclusion. Faded Gianted adj. Still drunk, and reporting each minor pub mishap as though a nuclear incident had occurred. Jagen was Faded Gianted after spilling lemonade, giving the landlord a solemn incident report. Faeroe Islandered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a staircase from a remote, windswept passage. Claymon was Faeroe Islandered and leaned into the hallway as though crossing open weather. Faeroesed adj. Drunk, with the result that the legs have become woolly, independent, and mildly resistant to instruction. Teontae was Faeroesed, stopping on every stair to reconsider the next one. Faery Wiccanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub's ordinary shadows from anything requiring supernatural accommodation. Daron was Faery Wiccanned and left a beermat by the door for whatever had moved the mop. Faetarred (/faɪˈdɑɹd/) adj. Of a drinker: speaking in a private local variety while the rest of the party arranges the journey home. Sarabelle became Faetarred and gave the taxi driver directions comprehensible only to herself.