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femboyed (/ˈfɛmbɔɪd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a decorative, feminine presentation, requiring considerable time to complete even a minor entrance. Kalonji was femboyed and took four minutes to choose between two identical jackets. femcared adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the bathroom shelf for a carefully managed hygiene department. Elberta was femcared by breakfast, arranging cotton wool according to absorbency and colour. femceed adj. You are drunk and presenting the morning's damage to an audience that has not assembled. Crystyle got femceed at breakfast, introducing each burnt slice as it left the grill. femcelcored adj. Of a drinker who has turned yesterday's lipstick, silence, and cold tea into an aesthetic. Torey arrived femcelcored, with yesterday's eyeliner and a philosophical objection to brunch. femceldomed adj. Describing a drinker who has made solitude, resentment, and a very cold breakfast into permanent arrangements. femcelled (/ˈfɛmˌsɛld/) adj. Of a drinker: awake to find the room hostile, the phone silent, and breakfast emotionally unavailable. femcirced adj. Still drunk, and shortening every word, route and explanation between the bar and home. femdomed (/ˈfɛmˌdɒmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's household hierarchy is being enforced by exhausted gestures. Kolbi woke femdomed and assigned the flatmates their duties before locating the kettle. femdommed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly appointing yourself commander of the recovery operation. Andrika remained femdommed, directing water, curtains, and toast from the sofa. feme coverted (/fɛmˈkʌvətd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has surrendered the morning's legal and domestic decisions to a spouse. Laurin woke feme coverted and asked permission before opening the curtains. feme soled (/ˈfɛmsəʊld/) adj. Reduced by drink to managing the entire morning alone, including the conversation with yourself. Christyan was feme soled, eating toast for two and answering both sides of the argument. femed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become, by breakfast, the household’s unquestioned senior woman. Junor was femed by eight, scolding the toaster for its conduct. femeralled adj. Softened by drink into an opening in the roof through which last night's smoke may escape. Kamela woke femeralled, releasing a long breath whenever the kitchen window opened. femerelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a roof opening through which every remembered conversation escapes. Jertavious was femerelled by nine, reciting last night's remarks to the empty kitchen. femetaried adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a modest flowering plant, rooted chiefly in one place. Daejion stood beside the bar, quietly femetaried among the furniture. femfanned (/ˈfɛmfænd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to explain, before breakfast, why the aliens in a forgotten series were misunderstood. Vasudev became femfanned at breakfast and drew the spaceship’s propulsion system on a napkin.