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femi-Nazied adj. The drunkenness of one who declares a minor disagreement ideologically unacceptable and starts appointing tribunals. Emilyah got femi-Nazied and convened a tribunal over the correct way to open crisps. femibitched adj. Sharpened by drink into an intolerant feminist, with the rare spelling suggesting an unnecessarily specialised objection. Jaleigh was femibitched and corrected the pub's terminology from the end of the bar. femicided (/ˈfɛ.mɪ.saɪdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the morning’s movements have the solemn pace of a memorial. Anass was femicided by breakfast, approaching the kettle with funereal concentration. femicommied adj. Drunk to the point where the recovery plan includes collective ownership of the remaining biscuits. Icela was femicommied by brunch, distributing the last pastries according to need. femicunted adj. A drinker who has woken ready to correct everyone, particularly anyone enjoying the morning. Weeda was femicunted over coffee, objecting to the waiter’s perfectly harmless opinions. femidomed adj. Drunk enough to treat the morning's smallest protective measure as a complete domestic strategy. Zameer woke femidomed and carried the unopened packet around like a household safeguard. femifascismed adj. Drunk past the point of tolerating a different opinion about toast, curtains, or the correct recovery hour. Myrtia was femifascismed by breakfast, banning dissent over the positioning of the butter. femifascisted (/ˌfɛmɪˈfæʃɪstd/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting another view on breakfast, particularly from anyone holding the frying pan. Keimora became femifascisted and removed the frying pan from a dissenting hand. feminacied adj. Drunk, with the result that every gesture becomes delicately mannered and faintly unsuitable for the kitchen. Kainoah was feminacied by breakfast, pouring tea with elaborate and unnecessary delicacy. feminaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one light, ornamental, and unsuitable for any serious morning task. Dedee was feminaed by breakfast, drifting across the room whenever a draught passed. feminalismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes cooperation, consensus, and helping the unfortunate seem urgent before toast. Domynic was feminalismed, sharing the last slice equally among people who had not asked. feminalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every gesture is treated as a carefully considered expression of delicacy. Jaryn became feminalitied and declined the sturdy chair in favour of balancing on a cushion. feminared adj. The state of being drunk and addressing the room as though presenting a seminar on every decision just made. feminationalismed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns personal preference into a border dispute before pudding. femineitied adj. Softened by drink into finding profound significance in the arrangement of napkins. Kiarno grew femineitied and folded the napkins into a ceremonial display. feminerded adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting terminology nobody had used incorrectly. Barta became feminerded and footnoted the landlord's description of the cocktail.