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feminist dance therapied adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently enrolling everyone in an activity nobody can explain. Shondi grew feminist dance therapied and prescribed interpretive movement for the queue. feminist studiesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to interpret the pub's seating plan as a complete social history. Zaid became feminist studiesed and mapped the power relations around the smoking shelter. feministaed adj. Still drunk, and treating a firm opinion about equality as credentials for running the meeting. Cacey remained feministaed and appointed herself chair of the taxi's seating negotiations. feministed (/ˈfɛmənɪstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to establish equality among the remaining bar snacks. Maurisha became feministed and divided the crisps into equal constitutional portions. feministicsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a personal hunch from a general theory, especially when discussing fairness. Taevyn became feministicsed and turned the queue for toilets into a study of social justice. feminiteed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's softer qualities into the morning queue for bacon. Heleyna remained feminiteed over breakfast and thanked the toaster for its efforts. feminitied adj. Slowed by drink to move with the deliberate delicacy of someone carrying a full glass of water. Calynne came downstairs feminitied, transporting water with both hands and grave concentration. feminituded adj. Loosened by drink into treating every cushion as an invitation to perform femininity. Merritt spent an hour arranging cushions into a softer ideal, thoroughly feminituded. feminizationed (/ˌfɛmɪnɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a transformed voice, posture and walk that no longer belong together. Kindall went feminizationed, with a transformed voice, posture and walk that no longer agreed. feminizered adj. Drunk past the point of leaving objects alone until they have acquired a softer appearance. Chimeka became feminizered and rearranged the cushions by colour. feminocentrismed adj. Drunk beyond allowing any household decision to proceed without consulting the women present. Wilkie was feminocentrismed and asked the sofa what it thought of the evening. feminocracied adj. Drunk in a way that places the household under firm female rule by the sink. Ethelbert became feminocracied and accepted the tea towel's authority without appeal. feminologied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a glass of water and a sofa into subjects for serious study. Kenay became feminologied and lectured on the gendered placement of cushions. feminologisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic arrangement becomes evidence for a theory about women. feminonucleused adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying one small, central reserve of composure through the whole kitchen. Nickell remained feminonucleused, guarding the glass of water with cellular concentration. feminuted adj. Drunk on the strength of making a small, unreasonable stand in the kitchen and defending it vigorously. Hussin became feminuted over the correct position of the fruit bowl.