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femismoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every domestic preference as a matter of proud principle. Matvei got femismoed and defended the pink mug against all practical objections. femmaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembling household objects into an artwork no one commissioned. Markle became femmaged, composing a collage from receipts, tea towels and corks. femmagisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing domestic arrangements with the confidence of an artist. femme fanned (/fɛm fænd/) adj. Still drunk, and enthusiastically following an imaginary heroine through the kitchen. Brett was femme fanned, cheering when the kettle finally began to boil. femme fatale fireflied adj. Having drunk enough to lure innocent observers towards the kitchen, then consume their crisps. femme fatale lightning bugged adj. Having drunk more than the household can safely tolerate, and attracting attention with intermittent kitchen signals. Gyasi became femme fatale lightning bugged, blinking the cooker light at Brooke-amelia. femme fataled (/fɛm fəˈtɑːld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to appear alluring from across the room and dangerous near the crockery. Fonta was femme fataled, smiling at the sofa while carrying three unstable glasses. femme incomprised (/fam aŋkɒmˈpɹiːzd/) adj. You have drunk enough to feel profoundly misunderstood by the sofa, the kettle and everyone between them. Jizel sat femme incomprised on the sofa, explaining that nobody respected the cushions. femme-Nazied adj. Reduced by drink to issuing absolute decrees about dinner, music and the arrangement of cushions. Shenitha became femme-Nazied and abolished the pub playlist without consulting anyone. femmed (/fɛmd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising which woman was your wife and which was waiting for a taxi. Rodina got femmed and thanked the wrong woman for sharing her evening. femmefanned adj. Too drunk to sit quietly, and therefore reviewing the sofa as though it belonged to a science-fiction convention. Yaeli became femmefanned and inspected the cushions for concealed communications equipment. femmenessed adj. You are drunk and arranging the domestic scene with quiet, unmistakable softness. Raellen was femmenessed on the sofa, wrapped in the best blanket and holding water. femmephobiaed adj. Of a drinker: suspicious of anything soft, decorative or liable to require a cushion. Deondra became femmephobiaed and removed the flowers from beside the kettle. femmeslashed adj. A drinker who has paired two women in every story, however unrelated the conversation. Davondre got femmeslashed and found a romantic subplot in the discussion about darts. femmied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the kitchen a venue for earnest political discussion. Girthie got femmied and delivered a speech beside the draining board. femminielloed adj. Drunk beyond mistaking every feminine-presenting stranger at the bar for an old acquaintance.