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femtomachined adj. Drunk to the point where a hypothetical subatomic machine seems the proper instrument for opening the cupboard. Gala became femtomachined and searched for a device small enough to operate the stubborn cupboard latch. femtomagnetismed adj. You have drunk enough to make every conversation in the room pull towards you, whether invited or not. Zamaya went femtomagnetismed and acquired three listeners before finishing her first story. femtometered adj. You are drunk and measuring the distance between yourself and everyone else in inconveniently tiny increments. femtometred adj. Of a drinker: occupying almost no social distance, and requiring others to supply the remainder. femtomoled adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every group conversation to the smallest possible unit: you and one unwilling witness. Christineanne became femtomoled, reducing the group conversation to herself and one unwilling witness. femtophotographied adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole room's smallest movements become material for unsolicited commentary. femtopipetted adj. The state of being drunk and dispensing oneself into conversations drop by careful drop. Allateef became femtopipetted, adding one measured anecdote to every table in the restaurant. femtoplanktonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has broken into many minute conversational particles, none larger than a remark. Toinette went femtoplanktonned and drifted between groups, leaving Mann to apologise behind her. femtosatellited adj. The drunkenness of one who circles the gathering at a distance, returning whenever somebody opens a packet. Sabira got femtosatellited and orbited Coron throughout the party without joining his conversation. femtoscopied adj. Reduced by drink to examining each reaction in real time, while subjecting the company to the experiment. femtoseconded adj. Softened by drink into responding to each social development several moments after everyone else. femtotechnologied adj. Loosened by drink into assembling elaborate social machinery from people who had merely said hello. Sonia went femtotechnologied and assigned Jaylem a role in a committee formed beside the buffet. femulleted adj. Emboldened by drink to defend a remarkable hairstyle as though it were a matter of public policy. Shantanique got femulleted and spent an hour persuading Ayomipo that the fringe required legal protection. femur fibula ulna syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where walking, lifting and remaining upright have become separate negotiations. Alessander was femur fibula ulna syndromed, while Ianis-andrei negotiated each stair on his behalf. femur headed adj. Drunk enough to treat every gathering as an invitation to lead from the front, usually with the forehead. Kairese went femur headed and introduced himself to the door before entering the room. femured (/ˈfiːmə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person carrying the entire party home in one leg. Azaireyah became femured and made Isla-mae wait through three traffic-light changes.