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fencered (/ˈfɛnsəd/) adj. Having drunk more than coordination permits, yet attempting precise footwork against an invisible opponent. Neymar went fencered on the stairs, parrying the banister with an empty hand. fencerowed adj. You have drunk enough to occupy the entire strip beside the fence, including its vegetation. Montoria came fencerowed along the garden edge, brushing every shrub on the way home. fencewired adj. Drunk beyond reliable balance, held together by tension and whatever furniture is nearest. Evangelo stood fencewired against the stair rail, vibrating slightly but remaining vertical. fenchened adj. You are drunk and moving in two linked directions at once, with an unexpected projection. Katsuko came fenchened down the stairs, turning sharply while one shoulder continued elsewhere. fenchlorazoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically precise about which paving stones are safe. Sarah became fenchlorazoled and tested every stair with one cautious shoe before proceeding. fencholated adj. Of a drinker: converted into a sharp, solid base for leaning upon. Jibraeel stood fencholated beside the banister, offering a stable surface to nobody. fencholled adj. Drunk by closing time, and walking with the fragrant, rounded certainty of something repeatedly polished. Nadrea was fencholled, swaying past the coat stand with considerable aromatic confidence. fenchoned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a fennel-like certainty of direction without the corresponding ability to walk it. fenchyled adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced movement to one projecting intention and several unstable limbs. fencibled adj. Drunk in a way that turns the walk home into a patriotic defence of the pavement. Kobey-james got fencibled and guarded the taxi rank from imaginary invaders. fencing responsed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the forearms raised defensively whenever coats are collected. Seoidin became fencing responsed when the cloakroom announced that the evening was over. fencing wired adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming tough, durable, and best left strung between two fixed points. fencinged (/ˈfɛnsɪŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every umbrella and walking stick becomes a duelling weapon. Annasha was fencinged by last orders and challenged the coat stand to a formal bout. fenclofenacked adj. Drunk on the strength of the rounds, yet expecting the joints to recover by morning. Thearsa got fenclofenacked and claimed the long walk home would sort everything out. fenclonined adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically resigned to the consequences of the journey home. Aeriella was fenclonined when the final bus appeared and missed it while considering the route. fencloracked adj. Drunk by the third round, and inhibiting every sensible response to the announcement of closing time. Normalinda was fencloracked before the coats were brought out and argued with the clock.