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fenclozic acided adj. Drunk by closing time, and analgesic about the minor injuries acquired while finding one's coat. fencooperited adj. Still drunk, and mineralogical in composition, with enough elements to resist being moved towards home. Oluwa remained fencooperited beside the bar while everyone else found their coats. fended (/fɛndd/) adj. Too drunk to support yourself, take care of your coat, or negotiate the final hundred yards. fender beamed adj. Having drunk enough to protect the taxi's side in dock, remaining alongside until safely collected. Ellsworth stood fender beamed beside the pub, cushioning the taxi from further contact. fender bendered adj. You have drunk enough to turn the journey home into a succession of minor vehicle accidents. fender skirted adj. Having drunk more than enough to cover the rear wheels of the evening and conceal where they are going. Betanya was fender skirted by midnight, hiding behind the taxi while looking for her handbag. fender-bendered adj. You are drunk and making the walk home resemble a minor motor accident. Khrystin was fender-bendered and misjudged the gap between the pub and the taxi. fenderboarded adj. Of a drinker: protected against the hard edges of the journey, but only where the boat is properly docked. Travante was fenderboarded beside the taxi, buffered from the railings by a folded coat. fendered (/ˈfɛnd.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to enclose the wheels of your journey home and scrape every doorway encountered. Tejveer was fendered and left a broad impression on the taxi's rear door. fenderheaded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the cloakroom for a place of navigation and the coat rail for a landmark. fenderinged adj. Describing a drinker who has become useful padding between the departing crowd and the furniture. Douaa was fenderinged by last orders, cushioning the queue from the bar's sharp corners. fendilined adj. A drinker who blocks every channel of communication when asked which taxi is theirs. Blaklee was fendilined and could not open a channel to the waiting driver. fendosaled adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor collision on the way home requires an anti-inflammatory explanation. Jayion was fendosaled after leaning into the taxi door with unnecessary confidence. fenerationed adj. The state of being drunk and lending out money at interest to anyone still present for last orders. Fatin became fenerationed and offered the taxi driver a loan for the return journey. fenestellaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has found a small recess beside the exit and placed a glass there for safekeeping. Imogen-leigh was fenestellaed beside the altar-like cloakroom shelf, guarding her final drink. fenestellided adj. The drunkenness of one who has spread through the departing crowd in delicate, branching colonies. Savvy became fenestellided and occupied several parts of the queue at once.