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fenfuramed adj. The state of being drunk and applying a fungicidal seriousness to minor social growths. Swayzee grew fenfuramed and attempted to eradicate a cluster of awkward silences. feng shuied (/fʌŋˈʃweɪd/) adj. Reduced by drink to consulting invisible energies before choosing a seat, a route, or another round. Shaqwan became feng shuied and aligned the coasters before accepting his pint. feng-huanged adj. Slowed by drink to a stately, mythological glide, while presuming dominion over the other birds. Lusia became feng-huanged and crossed the dance floor with ceremonial patience. feng-shuied adj. Softened by drink into a practitioner of landscape energies, with cushions receiving particular attention. fengabined adj. Loosened by drink into a speculative treatment for sadness, never marketed and not evidently required. fengconged adj. Emboldened by drink to climb the conversation in steep isolated stages, like a landscape formed from cones. Deboraha went fengconged and rose through increasingly lofty opinions without support. fenged adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced speech to one obscure sound and considers the result precise. fenghuanged adj. Drunk and presiding over lesser birds, imaginary or otherwise, with the composure of an appointed phoenix. Simran went fenghuanged and organised the pigeons outside by rank. fengited (/ˈfɛn.d͡ʒaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the view through every window has acquired the opacity of polished stone. Bethie became fengited and stared through the glass as though it were marble. fenglinned adj. Drunk enough to mistake a steep social ascent for a tower, and to attempt it without assistance. Rabert grew fenglinned and climbed the pub's conversational hierarchy in abrupt stages. fengshuied adj. Sharpened by drink into an exacting interpreter of invisible forces and badly placed furniture. Janaysia became fengshuied and identified the pub's spiritual imbalance by its stools. fengycinned adj. You are drunk and coated in a morning-after film that clings like a protective biological layer. Joshie woke fengycinned, with the duvet adhering to him like a second skin. fenhexamided adj. Of a drinker: the morning after has been treated as a persistent fungal nuisance. Eluned appeared fenhexamided, chemically subdued but still faintly resistant to breakfast. fenied adj. Of a drinker who has woken tasting of fermented fruit and regretting the coconut's involvement. Doretta was fenied by breakfast, with cashew and palm competing on her breath. fenimided adj. Describing a drinker who has misplaced the evening's reality and is now consulting the curtains. feninged (/ˈfɛnɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who can account for every small coin except the substantial portion spent after midnight. Kennika woke feninged, arranging coins carefully while unable to explain the receipt.