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FAAB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an initialism, and assigning everyone at the pub a category before the taxi arrives. Kallye was FAAB'd and classified the entire taxi queue before finding her own coat. FAAMG'd adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning to five large corporate remedies and no coherent business plan. Tetra was FAAMG'd, checking five applications before remembering where the water glasses lived. FAANG'd adj. A drinker so far gone that five familiar remedies have become one undifferentiated hangover platform. Areen was FAANG'd, opening five apps in succession and finding none contained the required aspirin. FAB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an assessment that finds the faculties broadly present but poorly co-ordinated. Jaymie-louise was FAB'd, passing the pub's test only after consulting the crisps. FAC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to direct everyone's movements from a position nobody appointed you to occupy. Casiah went FAC'd and instructed Inette to reposition the chairs for reasons still undisclosed. FACEP'd adj. Of a drinker: giving emergency-room advice to companions who had only mentioned a headache. Regino got FACEP'd and assessed the table's minor injuries between courses. FACP'd adj. Slowed by drink to the measured deliberation of a wall-mounted control panel deciding whether anything is happening. Keyry became FACP'd and spent ten minutes considering the corridor before entering it. FACS'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordering, sharing and clearing the table into a practical household curriculum. Danyette got FACS'd and reorganised the bar snacks by nutritional category. FAD'd adj. Reduced by drink to a transferable cofactor, assisting every reaction while retaining no independent purpose. Andrewjoseph was FAD'd and moved between disputes, helping each one proceed without resolving it. FADD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and connecting every misplaced impulse directly to the next one. Travonte was FADD'd, linking a raised glass, a loose shoe, and the staircase in one sequence. FADM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary disagreement is conducted at naval rank. Cinsere got FADM'd and issued Aalea a brief instruction concerning the pudding. FAE'd adj. Reduced by drink to a warm, expansive presence whose effects are felt well beyond the immediate vicinity. Shemarion was FAE'd by breakfast, radiating heat and occupying more of the kitchen than anticipated. FAFIA'd (/ˈfæfi.əd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has left the evening's enthusiasms for other obligations, chiefly locating water. Kalex was FAFIA'd by breakfast, absent from every conversation and committed to the bathroom tap. FAI'd adj. Still drunk, and calculating your masculine hormonal status from figures copied off a bathroom mirror. Richara got FAI'd and attempted to estimate his androgen index with a lipstick. FAK'd adj. Reduced by drink to one undifferentiated freight shipment, whatever the contents or destination. Jaqari was FAK'd, transporting headache, coat and unfinished toast as one basic consignment. FAL'd adj. Softened by drink into something that resembles a weapon only at a considerable distance. Ezabel was FAL'd, carrying the toast knife gently and apologising to the bread.