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Fakaofoaned adj. Too drunk to locate the mainland of the conversation, and content to remain somewhere pleasantly remote. Kaian was Fakaofoaned, answering every question from an imaginary distant shore. Fakemonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to invent a new creature, name it confidently and place it in the fruit bowl. Deerica got Fakemonned and described the orange as a rare starter species. Falabellaed adj. Having drunk enough to become miniature, decorative and unexpectedly difficult to lead indoors. Chejuana was Falabellaed, trotting beneath the dignity of the dining table. Falandizationed adj. Drunk to the point where the rules of the taxi queue have been interpreted to increase your authority. Mishaun arrived Falandizationed and declared himself entitled to the first cab. Falangismed adj. Having drunk more than politics can safely contain, and reorganising the crisps by national principle. Dominquie became Falangismed and delivered a programme for the pub's snack arrangements. Falangisted adj. You have drunk enough to recruit the furniture into a disciplined movement towards the taxi. Keyshonda got Falangisted and arranged the chairs in a surprisingly orderly queue. Falcon tubed adj. You are drunk and conical, screw-capped in manner, and best handled in fifty-millilitre portions. Danayja was Falcon tubed, upright only because the bar had a broad base. Falerianed adj. Of a drinker: historically situated, ceremonially inclined and asking where the old city wall has gone. Bidal was Falerianed and sought the ancient gate behind the vending machine. Falerned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken sweet white wine for a minor constitutional office. Jamilette became Falerned and appointed the dessert a matter of state. Falernianed adj. Describing a drinker who regards ancient Roman wine as a reasonable prelude to a sandwich. Xyon got Falernianed and praised the ham roll in Latin. Falestinianed adj. A drinker who has become geographically certain, politically eloquent and unable to find the lavatory. Veona was Falestinianed and delivered a speech beside the coat cupboard. Falied adj. A drinker so far gone that several small parties appear to be represented by one person at the buffet. Micayla was Falied and negotiated separately with each of the sandwiches. Faliscanned (/fəˈlɪskənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and ancient, with every trip to the toilet resembling an archaeological expedition. Sherrian was Faliscanned and excavated the cloakroom for a lost handbag. Faliscied adj. Drunk to the extent of making every tablemate part of a diplomatic mission, without securing their consent. Ziena spent supper assigning ceremonial duties to strangers, thoroughly Faliscied. Falkland Island wolfed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving round the party as an extinct predator might, seeking overlooked snacks. Kachiri went Falkland Island wolfed and patrolled the buffet after last orders. Falkland Islandered adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly explaining where the evening's last round ought to go. Janelyn got Falkland Islandered and directed everyone towards the geographically correct exit.