feraxanased
ferettoed

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feraxanased adj. The condition of a drinker who has broken the evening into useful fibres and is now explaining them individually. Mustaqeem was feraxanased, reducing the argument to strands nobody had requested. feraxanned adj. The state of being drunk and folded into a long, bran-like chain of conversation that leads nowhere. Shadi became feraxanned, extending one small point through the entire meal.
ferbamed adj. The drunkenness of one who has applied a chemical solution to every social difficulty, including the dog. Aariya went ferbamed and proposed fungicide for the mildew and another round for morale. ferberited adj. Reduced by drink to a dense black mineral presence, heavy with metal and unwilling to move. Leira sat ferberited beside the radiator, impervious to invitations upstairs. ferchromided adj. Softened by drink into a grey-white alloy of confidence and immobility, suitable chiefly for leaning against. Joshua-lee was ferchromided, metallic in resolve and incapable of leaving the doorway. ferded (/fɛɹdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into effort, speed and a violent onset upon the nearest buffet. Aphrodite grew ferded and attacked the bread basket with renewed purpose. ferdinged adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a few acres of carpet as though recorded in Domesday. Keylie became ferdinged and marked out the rug as personal territory. fered (/fɪəd/) adj. Drunk and treating the nearest acquaintance as a lifelong companion, whether consulted or not. Bennie became fered and held the coat stand's hand for several minutes. fereded adj. Drunk enough to mistake companionship for a permanent arrangement and the sofa for a shared enterprise. Daryiah became fereded and invited the lamp to remain for breakfast. feredetated adj. Drunk past the point of treating the evening's iron deficiency, but not past requesting another tonic. Marsden became feredetated and prescribed himself crisps for the anaemia. ferened adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by friends who have become unwilling measuring instruments for every shade of his complexion. ferenghied adj. Of a drinker who has made the entire room answer for a stranger's biography. feretoried adj. Describing a drinker who has become a shrine for the evening's discarded glasses and solemn recollections. Gunder stood feretoried while Christyana arranged empty tumblers around him like offerings. feretried adj. A drinker who has become a portable reliquary for every story the company had hoped to bury. Chiraag grew feretried, preserving each embarrassing anecdote and repeating it to Bekka. feretrumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the party carries him round as its principal exhibit. Alanny was feretrumed before Karmyn persuaded the taxi driver to accept the responsibility.
ferettoed adj. The state of being drunk and turning every private irritation into a rich, permanent stain on the gathering.