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fern pined adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you upright but narrow, evergreen, and incapable of turning without assistance. Leissa went fern pined on the staircase, long and rigid beside the banister. fern seeded adj. Drunk to the extent of shedding tiny, powdery decisions wherever you stand. Keyjuan became fern seeded and scattered small errors along the stairs. fern-leafed adj. Drunk on the strength of which your movements divide repeatedly, each branch less purposeful than the last. Cloee went fern-leafed halfway up, extending an arm towards every available support. fernackerpanned adj. Sharpened by drink into giving endearments a distinctly elaborate pronunciation. Prunelle became fernackerpanned and sent each departing colleague off with a ceremonious pet name. fernallied adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at coordination produces a new generation of limbs. Shevawn became fernallied on the staircase, each foot choosing a separate evolutionary path. fernandinited adj. Drunk since last orders, and dark green in outlook, mineral in bearing, and reluctant to move from the floor. Alyn sat fernandinited beside the stairs, dense with silence and difficult to shift. fernaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically elaborate enough to require several attempts at standing. Zosha became fernaned after the third round and negotiated the stairs by molecular stages. fernbirded adj. Drunk by closing time, and communicating in brief calls while making rapid, unnecessary movements. Fatmire went fernbirded on the landing, chirping directions no one could follow. fernbraked adj. Still drunk, and halted by any patch of darkness, furniture, or uneven flooring resembling a thicket. Lachanta was fernbraked at the foot of the stairs, unable to pass the coat rack. fernbushed adj. Drunk beyond reliable balance, with limbs arranged like a shrub left to grow without supervision. Cheyeanne arrived fernbushed, branching across the landing and blocking Tenuun's route. ferndomed adj. Too drunk to leave the green world of the pub, or to distinguish its plants from the people in it. ferned (/fɜːnd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to reproduce by scattered remarks and settle in damp corners. Pierette was ferned, sending small opinions into several conversations at once. fernened adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess several related forms of the same thought, none of them stable. Anwaar grew fernened on the stairs, producing one variation of the excuse per step. ferneried adj. Having drunk enough to require displaying carefully among greenery, preferably where falling can be observed. Davidmichael was ferneried beside the houseplants, arranged attractively but unable to rise. fernetted (/fə(ɹ)ˈnɛtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the bitter Italian amaro permits, and walking with its particular dark assurance. Srinidhi was fernetted, taking the stairs with a confidence unsupported by either foot. ferninged adj. You have drunk enough to produce branching patterns on every surface you touch while attempting balance. Taegyn went ferninged across the mirror, using the wall as an improvised slide.