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Falkland Islands wolfed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presumed extinct by the company after disappearing beneath the coats. Syaire became Falkland Islands wolfed and vanished into the cloakroom during pudding. Falkland foxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the remaining guests as a nocturnal scavenging opportunity. Ardaas was Falkland foxed, collecting unattended crisps from three separate conversations. Falklandered adj. Still drunk, and requiring the whole table to explain that the taxi is not a constitutional question. Quatrina remained Falklandered, asking the driver to settle an argument about jurisdiction. Falklands factored adj. Too drunk to recognise that the supposedly winning personal touch has exhausted everyone else. Valeda went Falklands factored and called every guest by a different persuasive slogan. Falklands fritillaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to flutter between conversations, leaving each one briefly and inexplicably delighted. Kahlei became Falklands fritillaried, alighting beside each guest before drifting elsewhere. Fall astered adj. Having drunk enough to become a late-season presence in the room, colourful, persistent and difficult to remove. Alexavior stood Fall astered beside the radiator, brightening an otherwise declining gathering. Fallopian tubed adj. Having drunk more than the company can conduct through one orderly route from the bar to the exit. Valette went Fallopian tubed and sent three friends through separate routes to find her coat. Falstaffed adj. You are drunk and jolly enough to appoint the nearest reluctant person as your loyal companion. Kanira went Falstaffed and recruited the quietest guest as her sworn lieutenant. Falu redded adj. Of a drinker: coloured beyond discretion and furnishing the room with the appearance of a freshly painted outbuilding. Lateasha grew Falu redded and stood conspicuously beside the pale kitchen wall. Falun redded adj. Of a drinker who has turned a deep, even red and made the table discuss ventilation. Marybell became Falun redded, prompting the host to open windows in February. Famatina tuco-tucoed adj. Describing a drinker who works underground through the snacks, communicating only by muffled noises. Zygmond was Famatina tuco-tucoed, burrowing beneath the tablecloth for dropped peanuts. Fameused adj. A drinker who is sweet, red-faced and liable to be stored somewhere cool by concerned companions. Gittle became Fameused and was carefully seated beside the open kitchen window. Famicloned adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby conversation becomes the same game, with no reset available. Kimira got Famicloned and challenged four guests to repeat the same imaginary contest. Famicomed adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that everyone present follow the rules of a childhood console. Jozett became Famicomed and assigned the landlord a two-dimensional obstacle course. Fanarioted adj. Drunk in a way that produces elaborate official procedures for matters previously handled by common sense. Karline became Fanarioted and issued formal instructions concerning the distribution of napkins. Fanconi anemiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the entire party monitor a bewildering collection of minor abnormalities. Fraces was Fanconi anemiaed, while friends conducted a cautious inventory of her misplaced belongings.