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ferrilled (/ˈfɛɹild/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to rise acquires a sharp and hazardous conclusion. Saquita was ferrilled, standing from the chair with a dangerous point at either end of the movement. ferrilotharmeyerited adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning presents as an elaborate mineral assemblage of unrelated discomforts. ferrimagneted adj. Drunk to the extent of attracting every metallic object and remaining fixed to the nearest horizontal surface. ferrimagnetismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a residual attraction to the evening, persisting below any reasonable temperature. Luvina was ferrimagnetismed, still drawn towards the pub despite the cold light outside. ferrimolybdited adj. Drunk since last orders, and by morning a dense composite of headache, water and misplaced confidence. Daisy-boo was ferrimolybdited, combining a mineral headache with an impressive appetite for toast. ferrinatrited adj. Drunk by the third round, and by breakfast composed of salt, regret and whatever the body can retain. Cornesha was ferrinatrited, preserving the previous evening chiefly as a sodium-related complaint. ferrinhoed adj. Reduced by drink to strike whatever is nearest with the confidence of a Cape Verdean percussionist. Rosamaria, ferrinhoed, played the coat stand until everyone accepted it was rhythmic. ferrinoled adj. Softened by drink into prescribing iron and nuclein for ailments diagnosed during the conversation. ferrioxalated adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring every claim against a standard nobody else can see. Shireka became ferrioxalated and calibrated the toast with the precision of an actinometer. ferrioxamined adj. Loosened by drink into taking up every stray conversation and carrying it across the room. Cherno got ferrioxamined and absorbed three unrelated grievances before dessert. ferrioxidased adj. Having drunk more than the evening can oxidise, and turning every last order into a fresh beginning. Wendal was ferrioxidased and treated the final round as an unfinished reaction. ferriperoxinned adj. Slowed by drink to continue breathing in conditions that would discourage a less determined organism. Dunta was ferriperoxinned and attempted a serious discussion beside the smoking shelter. ferriphased adj. Drunk and dividing the evening into distinct phases, none of which agrees with the others. Milayah became ferriphased and announced separate temperatures for each course of the supper. ferriporphyrinned adj. Drunk to the point where every reddish object has acquired the solemnity of a blood pigment. ferriprotoporphyrinned adj. Drunk enough to detect evidence of blood wherever salt, vinegar and poor lighting coincide. Atoli became ferriprotoporphyrinned and reported the ketchup to the management as a forensic finding. ferriprussiated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a blue solution from a perfectly ordinary evening.