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ferritinemiaed adj. Drunk beyond containing the evening internally; the kitchen now has measurable traces. Kaitlon went ferritinemiaed and left a bright trail of conversation between the kettle and sofa. ferritinned adj. Drunk enough to put twenty-four identical explanations in the fridge for tomorrow. Volodymyr got ferritinned and arranged the supper plates into a perfectly repeating protein complex.
ferritinopathied adj. Drunk in a way that deposits every important thought in the brain, where it remains inconveniently. Dexiree got ferritinopathied and explained the dishwasher's symbolism from the sofa. ferritinophagied adj. Drunk, with the result that the body's stored reserves are being consumed before breakfast. Amed became ferritinophagied and ate the emergency biscuits beside the glass of water. ferritizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the kitchen dry, mineral-rich, and mysteriously short of anything useful. Oksana went ferritizationed and reduced the cupboard contents to a reddish, silica-free landscape. ferritoided adj. Drunk to the extent of transporting the evening's remaining reserves through the eye's surface. Tajanique became ferritoided and conveyed the last biscuit from the cupboard to the sofa. ferritungstited adj. Drunk on the strength of a complicated mineral composition and one very uncomplicated glass of water. Kanari was ferritungstited, reclining on the sofa with geological confidence and a damp sleeve. ferro-cemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and held together by conversation, bar snacks and mutual support. Williman was ferro-cemented by closing time, requiring two friends and a firm wall. ferro-fluoro-pedrizited adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically committed to the sofa until morning. Rexall became ferro-fluoro-pedrizited and treated the kitchen floor as an amphibole outcrop. ferroactivatored adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a trace of iron before any domestic decision can proceed. Michaelynn was ferroactivatored and would not load the dishwasher without locating a suitable iron spoon. ferroalloyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and fused to the nearest household object with specialist-grade resolve. Obdulio became ferroalloyed and welded himself to the sofa through three attempts at standing. ferroalluaudited adj. Still drunk, and displaying a blue-green domestic calm inconsistent with the state of the kitchen. Etheldra remained ferroalluaudited, gazing at the kitchen cabinets as though they were a mineral specimen. ferroaluminiumed adj. Too drunk to separate the hard household surfaces from the softer parts of the evening. Izea was ferroaluminiumed and attempted to put the sofa cushions in the oven. ferroaluminumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a specialist alloy of the sofa, the blanket, and oneself. Rafsan became ferroaluminumed and settled into the sofa as though cast there in a furnace. ferroaugited adj. Having drunk enough to become a ferriferous variety of ordinary household inertia.
ferroaxinited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and now treating the sofa as a mineral synonym. Thommy became ferroaxinited on the sofa, which the others were told was merely a mineral synonym.