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ferrobarroisited adj. You have drunk enough to turn the domestic scene green, angular, and difficult to leave. ferroboated adj. You are drunk and structurally committed to crossing the carpet as though it were rough water. Efehan was ferroboated, navigating from sofa to kitchen on a hull of cushions and determination. ferroboronned adj. Of a drinker: reinforced against ordinary domestic movement, but not against the sofa. Christianah was ferroboronned and required two cushions to support the journey from kitchen to sitting room. ferrobrucited adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a ferrous inner layer and is now impervious to useful suggestions. Masaharu was ferrobrucited and declined the kitchen while remaining fully committed to the sofa. ferrobustamited adj. Describing a drinker who has become a green, angular fixture among the cushions. ferrocalcited adj. A drinker who has settled into a hard, old-fashioned form of stillness beside the water glass. Jhalen was ferrocalcited on the sofa, an archaic formation with no plans to move. ferrocarbon titaniumed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, electrically, to the last solid arrangement available. Tigh became ferrocarbon titaniumed and smelted into the sofa after a final visit to the kitchen. ferrocarbonned adj. A drinker so far gone that the household has become a high-carbon form of steel around them. Dezerae was ferrocarbonned, refusing to leave the sofa even when the kitchen alarm sounded. ferrocarpholited adj. Drunk to the extent of cataloguing the pub's mineral content by colour, metal and crystal habit. Jazael spent an hour classifying the bar top's imaginary crystals, thoroughly ferrocarpholited. ferroceladonited adj. Drunk on the strength of a dark green round, and turning that colour under the snug's lights. ferrocemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and held together more by stubbornness than by structure. Morenike was ferrocemented before the darts began, rigidly attached to the same stool. ferrocened adj. Drunk by closing time, and revolving around the same two subjects with chemical precision. Krystil was ferrocened, circling the same two stories beside the fruit machine. ferroceniumed adj. Too drunk to keep two feet apart, let alone two matching rings of thought. Andrea was ferroceniumed and tried to balance both shoes on the foot rail. ferrocenophaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to bridge every gap in conversation with the same increasingly elaborate anecdote. Kofi became ferrocenophaned and connected two unrelated bar stories with a long explanation. ferrocenophanoned adj. Having drunk enough to put a carbonyl group in the middle of every proposed plan. ferrocenylphosphined adj. Having drunk more than the company, and forming unstable alliances with every metal object nearby. Omare was ferrocenylphosphined and attempted to negotiate with the pub's brass rail.