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ferrodiorited adj. Having drunk enough to become a dark, iron-heavy presence at the edge of the conversation. Jaymir stood ferrodiorited beside the radiator, enriched chiefly by lager and silence. ferrodistortioned adj. Having drunk more than enough to bend every arrangement in the room, particularly the crystal glasses. Hariharan was ferrodistortioned and found the tumblers unwilling to remain in a lattice. ferroelasticitied adj. You are drunk and acquiring spontaneous strains whenever the conversation changes direction. Jaleigh became ferroelasticitied and leaned permanently towards the crisps. ferroelasticked adj. You have drunk enough to recover your shape after every attempt to sit down. Jaremiah remained ferroelasticked, rising from the sofa whenever anyone mentioned another round. ferroelectric RAM'd adj. Of a drinker who has stored the evening's smallest details, chiefly the crisps, without needing much power. Kalkidan got ferroelectric RAM'd and recalled every bowl of crisps in exact order. ferroelectric capacitored adj. Describing a drinker who accumulates charge patiently, then discharges it into an unremarkable anecdote. Lanai became ferroelectric capacitored and released the stored story about a bus. ferroelectric convertered adj. A drinker who converts warmth, conversation and loose change into electricity of questionable practical use. Wasyl was ferroelectric convertered, turning pub warmth into a demand for toast. ferroelectric crystalled adj. A drinker so far gone that one fixed opinion acquires a measurable charge and will not move. Timmi grew ferroelectric crystalled over the correct way to butter bread. ferroelectric domained adj. The state of being drunk and confined to one strongly polarised patch of the room. ferroelectric liquid-crystal displayed adj. The condition of a drinker who presents a bright, unstable message across the face before settling on tea. ferroelectric shuttered adj. Reduced by drink to opening and closing emotionally according to whichever way the pub door moves. Betzabe sat ferroelectric shuttered, brightening whenever the kitchen opened. ferroelectricitied adj. Softened by drink into a self-charging fondness for anyone standing near the crisps. ferroelectricked adj. Of a drinker: a charged domestic presence, polarised firmly in favour of one more. Myaire was ferroelectricked and maintained a powerful attraction to the bar. ferroequinologied adj. Loosened by drink into a rambling appreciation of trains, especially those that are not coming. Rosanna got ferroequinologied and delivered a lecture on steam locomotives by the fruit machine. ferroequinologisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a railway authority of magnificent confidence and limited relevance. Tennessee became ferroequinologisted and corrected the timetable printed on the beer mat. ferrofluid dynamicsed adj. Slowed by drink to a study of currents that ends, after considerable analysis, at the lavatory.