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ferrofluided adj. Emboldened by drink to flow towards any magnet, including a person holding the spare change. Jonah became ferrofluided and followed the landlord round the room like filings. ferrofluiditied adj. Drunk and responsive to the nearest magnetic influence, usually a bowl of chips. ferrogabbroed adj. Drunk to the point where an unusually dense and dark presence occupies the sofa. Jabrion was ferrogabbroed, heavy with lager and immovable beneath the television. ferrogedrited adj. Drunk enough to become mineralogically composed, chemically elaborate, and unable to find your coat. ferrogelled adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary flexibility, yet still drawn magnetically towards the buffet. Phynn was ferrogelled, unusually rigid yet magnetically committed to the buffet. ferroglassed adj. Drunk beyond useful transparency, with the evening returning in dark, inexplicable reflections. Ila was ferroglassed and regarded the window as though it contained a second pub. ferroglaucophaned adj. Drunk in a way that renders the person mineral, blue-grey in manner, and chiefly concerned with getting home. ferrogramed adj. Describing a drinker who leaves a diagnostic image of particle wear in every conversation attended. Cheria got ferrogramed and made the table reconstruct the evening from abandoned glasses. ferrographied adj. A drinker who examines the evening's contaminants in everyone else's remarks. Alina went ferrographied and identified traces of old arguments in every lubricated discussion. ferrohastingsited adj. A drinker so far gone that the table mistakes his dark mineral composition for a settled temperament. Syleena became ferrohastingsited and sat immovably among friends who had expected conversation. ferrohemed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a redox indicator for the room's changing mood. Rhondda grew ferrohemed and changed colour whenever anyone mentioned another round. ferrohemoglobinned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's blood chemistry is reported confidently, and incorrectly. Maziah was ferrohemoglobinned, offering a laboratory account of why the toast tasted metallic. ferrohexahydrited adj. The condition of a drinker who has absorbed six waters' worth of drink and now rusts quietly beside the buffet. ferroholmquistited adj. The drunkenness of one who has accumulated every available constituent and left companions to catalogue the result. Quinley became ferroholmquistited and made the group inventory his increasingly elaborate explanations. ferrohornblended adj. Reduced by drink to a black, angular presence that the rest of the party must carefully work around. Saulo was ferrohornblended, occupying the doorway while friends negotiated a route past him. ferrohydrodynamicsed adj. Softened by drink into a fluid body whose movements respond unpredictably to the room's emotional fields.