Fancy Dutched
Fanta caked

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Fancy Dutched adj. Reduced by drink to asking everyone else to distinguish elegance from plainness at unnecessary length. Jayrell went Fancy Dutched and inspected each guest's coat for signs of unnecessary austerity. Faneked adj. Drunk to a degree that an ordinary garment or object becomes the subject of a sustained philological inquiry. Kierslyn was Faneked and spent ten minutes establishing the proper classification of a coat.
Fanged (/ˈfæŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who smiles at everyone while making the occasional regrettable bite. Danvir became Fanged and attempted to nibble the complimentary bread basket. Fanilowed adj. Sharpened by drink into a devoted singer of familiar ballads, with the company supplying reluctant backing vocals. Dayanne got Fanilowed and made the entire taxi rank join the chorus. Faniltonned adj. Loosened by drink into a self-appointed musical historian who assigns everyone a part. Beonka went Faniltonned and gave the waiter a fully staged account of the evening. Fannibaled adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss sophisticated appetites while the company discreetly moves the sharp cutlery. Debrha became Fannibaled and praised the dinner with unsettling precision. Fanno flowed adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose speed to friction while maintaining the same general direction. Jamarkus was Fanno flowed by half past ten, progressing steadily towards the door. Fanny Adamsed adj. Having drunk enough to regard tinned meat as an adequate account of the evening. Ryelee arrived Fanny Adamsed and declined the restaurant menu. Fanny Murray capped adj. Having drunk more than a broad brim can usefully contain. Wissem was Fanny Murray capped, with the hat resting at an uncertain angle. Fano effected adj. You have drunk enough to polarise the room, with several people taking sides without knowing why. Yener was Fano effected and somehow divided the table into opposing camps. Fano planed adj. You are drunk and reduced to seven points of conversation, each connected to three others. Abigael was Fano planed, returning repeatedly to the same seven topics. Fano-Feshbach resonanced adj. Of a drinker: briefly responsive to a subject from which ordinary conversation cannot reach you. Deundray was Fano-Feshbach resonanced whenever anyone mentioned railway timetables. Fanonismed adj. Of a drinker who has turned every personal grievance into a small political programme. Breeah was Fanonismed and proposed reforming the queue at the bar. Fanonisted adj. Describing a drinker who treats the third round as a matter of historical necessity. Saanvi was Fanonisted and regarded refusal of another round as political cowardice. Fansonned adj. A drinker who has mistaken a passing chorus for a complete musical history. Maleisha was Fansonned and supplied the harmony to every song on the radio.
Fanta caked adj. The state of being drunk and sponge-like, with orange cordial entering all available layers. Tarynn was Fanta caked and left a sweet impression on the kitchen chair.