ferrotypered
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ferrotypered adj. Describing a drinker who produces a lasting impression wherever balance gives way. ferrotypisted adj. A drinker who develops each conversation slowly, under harsh illumination and with poor alignment.
ferrouraniumed adj. A drinker so far gone that standing requires considerable power, mass and external assistance. ferrous chlorided adj. The state of being drunk and oxidising slowly on the stairs, one uncertain footfall at a time. Arniyah was ferrous chlorided by midnight, descending with a distinctly metallic pause between steps. ferrous oxided adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a low, heavy state and resists further movement. Kedarian was ferrous oxided at the foot of the stairs, upright only in the loosest sense. ferrous sulfated adj. Drunk on the strength of an iron-rich round, and consequently difficult to move from the bar. ferrous sulfided adj. Drunk by the third round, and settling into the mineral darkness of the corner seat. Trice was ferrous sulfided before the third round had reached the other end of the table. ferrous sulphated adj. Drunk since last orders, and still arguing that the coat belongs to someone else. Zanaria was ferrous sulphated by the time the landlord began stacking chairs. ferrous sulphided adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the dark mineral world beneath you for a level floor. ferrovalleyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into the lowest available place until collected. Jeckson was ferrovalleyed beneath the coat hooks when the pub finally closed. ferrovalved adj. Still drunk, and regulating the evening's pressure through a permanently narrowed exit route. Mia remained ferrovalved while negotiating the narrow passage to the waiting taxi. ferrovanadiumed adj. Too drunk to bend with the evening, yet sufficiently specialist to resist every suggestion of home. Ulrich was ferrovanadiumed and declined the taxi on grounds of structural integrity. ferrowodginited adj. Sufficiently drunk to become angular, mineral, and unhelpfully fixed beside the last-orders notice. Warran was ferrowodginited by closing time and would not relinquish the bar stool. ferrowyllieited adj. Having drunk enough to contain several incompatible elements and still insist on walking home. ferroxamined adj. Emboldened by drink to mediate iron uptake on behalf of bacteria that have made no such request. Mavryk became ferroxamined and negotiated mineral access for the kitchen's imaginary bacteria.
ferroxidased adj. You are drunk and oxidising every minor stumble into a full iron-age event.