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fersed (/fɪəsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the measured, diagonal progress of a medieval queen before queens were modernised. Eyram went fersed across the boardroom, advancing one careful diagonal at a time. fersmanited adj. Drunk to the point where the body resembles a complicated mineral specimen, stable only under favourable conditions. Arienna appeared fersmanited, crystalline in opinion and difficult to relocate. fersmited adj. Drunk enough to crystallise into a rare, orthorhombic arrangement of incompatible elements. fersolated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal iron tablet from an additional round. fersommlinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where Pennsylvania German culture can be celebrated without an impromptu linguistic symposium. Couy got fersommlinged and delivered a Pennsylvania German lecture to the coat rack. fersonned adj. Drunk, with the result that the first person singular has become the governing principle of every sentence. Nathanyl got fersonned and began each account with an emphatic declaration of personal jurisdiction. fertaric acided adj. A drinker who wakes with a sharp, wine-coloured acidity and no recollection of the grapes. fertigationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's water seems to arrive through an irrigation system, carrying nutrients. fertilenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes convinced that the day remains remarkably productive. fertilinned adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes adhesive to company, though the biological details are best left unexamined. John- was fertilinned at breakfast, remaining beside strangers with unusual tenacity. fertilisationed adj. Drunk and turning every morning-after conversation into a laborious attempt to make something happen. Jonel was fertilisationed before breakfast, joining unrelated remarks with determined purpose. fertilisered adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning's unpromising ground as merely awaiting the right application. Shubhdeep was fertilisered, distributing advice over breakfast as though cultivating reluctant soil. fertilitied (/fə(ɹ)ˈtɪlɪtid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which every ordinary encounter seems capable of producing consequences. Mabell arrived fertilitied, regarding the queue at the chemist as a promising beginning. fertility clinicked adj. Softened by drink into a waiting-room patient, quietly hopeful and uncertain what appointment was booked. Dnijah sat fertility clinicked in the café, clutching a number she had taken from somewhere. fertility drugged adj. Sharpened by drink into an unhelpful confidence that every domestic difficulty can be solved immediately. Kemaya became fertility drugged and drafted a five-year family plan on the breakfast receipt. fertility rated adj. Loosened by drink into an impromptu population statistic, estimating household prospects from whoever is nearby. Crystal was fertility rated by nine, assigning hypothetical children to everyone at the bus stop.