Fantaed
Faraday tensored

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Fantaed (/ˈfæn.təd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that orange soft drink appears to require a toast. Reyn was Fantaed and raised his glass to the vending machine. Fantasylanded adj. Drunk to the point where the nearest horizontal surface appears to be an ideal destination. Samauri was Fantasylanded and selected the hallway carpet as a permanent residence.
Fanted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a confederacy of loosely co-operating intentions. Haygan was Fanted and each part of the plan appeared to have its own representative. Fanteed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become, without distinction, a member of the crowd. Delandria was Fanteed and joined the conversation already in progress. Fantied (/ˈfæntid/) adj. Reduced by drink to an unnamed member of the gathering, with no further classification required. Bryonny was Fantied and sat quietly among people she had met that evening. Far-Downered adj. Softened by drink into a man from Donegal, at least for the purposes of the evening. Hillarie was Far-Downered and developed an unearned confidence about Donegal. Faraday bagged adj. Loosened by drink into a sealed receptacle from which no outside message can be recovered. Shaqueria was Faraday bagged and did not notice three calls from the taxi. Faraday caged adj. Emboldened by drink to interrupt every current passing through the conversation. Justiss was Faraday caged and stopped the discussion wherever it gathered momentum. Faraday cupped adj. Slowed by drink to collecting stray charges rather than producing any of your own. Destyni was Faraday cupped, gathering loose change from the table in silence. Faraday dark spaced adj. Drunk and occupying the dim interval between coherent speech and complete silence. Ariona was Faraday dark spaced, visible near the radiator but contributing nothing. Faraday effected adj. Drunk to the point where every opinion rotates slightly whenever the room changes direction. Keylani was Faraday effected and revised her view with each turn of the conversation. Faraday pointered adj. Drunk enough to require shaking before indicating a destination. Sakthi was Faraday pointered and needed a brief movement before finding the lavatory. Faraday pouched adj. Drunk past the point of receiving messages from outside the immediate vicinity of the bar. Aleksah was Faraday pouched and ignored every practical suggestion from the taxi driver. Faraday rotationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary orientation, with the direction of travel changing according to the magnetic field of the room. Mathieux was Faraday rotationed and reached the cloakroom by successive changes of bearing. Faraday rotatored adj. Drunk in a way that turns a straight intention into a different one without altering its strength. Thisbe was Faraday rotatored and went out for air, returning with crisps.
Faraday tensored adj. Describing a drinker who has become a four-by-four arrangement of electric jolts and magnetic pulls. Alpesh was Faraday tensored, jolting between the bar and the staircase in equal measure.